Ask Bass: The Forum Game

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Q: None.

A: Hello, and welcome, I'm Bass, but you probably knew that, after all, it's in the title. I'm going to answer some questions, just because I'm really, really bored.

Q: Who's your best battle partner?

A: Treble. He can make me fly. Wheeeeeeeeeee.

Or Mega Man, when we're working together.

Q. What is your opinion on "Baroque" and "Crush"? Or is that "Crash"?

Q. What is your opinion on "Baroque" and "Crush"? Or is that "Crash"?

A: Who- Oooooh, my alternate universe self.

I don't really have a high opinion of em', not much characterization, then again, they were the Beta me...

Also, it's Crash.

Q. Um, hey Bass! My brothers and Dr. Light are out of town this weekend and I, um, was wondering if you could come over? I-It is okay if you don't want to...

Q. Um, hey Bass! My brothers and Dr. Light are out of town this weekend and I, um, was wondering if you could come over? I-It is okay if you don't want to...

A: Not really planning anything, so I guess? I'll check if dad isn't planning on doing anything stupid.

Are you gonna get a combination attack with Mega Man/Rock and Protoman/Blues like in this video starring Daitarn 3, Zambot 3 and Trider G7?

Are you gonna get a combination attack with Mega Man/Rock and Protoman/Blues like in this video starring Daitarn 3, Zambot 3 and Trider G7?

I really, really have no fucking idea.

If you and/or one of your brothers asks Wily "Daddy, when are we going to get a Mommy?" how broken do you think his brain will be?

If you and/or one of your brothers asks Wily "Daddy, when are we going to get a Mommy?" how broken do you think his brain will be?

Fairly broken, though probably annoyed too. He recalls a time where he and Light fought over a woman for their affection, the person that woman married? Mikhail Cossack.

Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone in Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works?

Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone in Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works?

What?

Means "Why'd they change Constantinople to Istanbul after keeping it as Constantinople for long?"

Means "Why'd they change Constantinople to Istanbul after keeping it as Constantinople for long?"

No idea. Maybe they just got bored of the name.

What is your opinion on S&M?

What is your opinion on S&M?

Which one? There's a lot of acronyms for it.

I mean BDSM.

I mean BDSM.

I sometimes do that, but not frequently.

How frequently?

Any partners in that practice, Bass?

How frequently?

At least once or twice a month.

Any partners in that practice, Bass?

No.

Why does your name not have "Man" in it? Practically all the other Wilybots seem to.

Why does your name not have "Man" in it? Practically all the other Wilybots seem to.

For the reason that it's a music pun, to represent the fact that I'm meant to be an equal to Rock.

...Either that, or my dad was running out of names. Certainly explains his constant thefts of other peoples robots.

...But isn't Rock technically Rock Man (or Rockman)? And he's also known as Mega Man, so...

...But isn't Rock technically Rock Man (or Rockman)? And he's also known as Mega Man, so...

Two conclusions: Either the music pun is still in spirit, or "Bass Man" just sounds like a horrid, horrid name.

Hey, would you do a mock Old Spice commercial?

Hey, would you do a mock Old Spice commercial?

Hello, poster. Look at your robot. Now back to me. Now back at your robot. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped embarrassing himself in every single fight he's in and started acting like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in a fortress with the robot you to be me. What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a rapid fire buster that can turn things to something akin to swiss cheese. Look again. The buster is a now a fist. Anything is possible when you're as powerful as me. I'm on a horse.*

*Never ride on top of Centaur Woman again.