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Q: Is this a blatant example of jumping on the band-wago-

Wren: No, no it's not. <_<
Falken: Heh. Well, at least people will ask us questions! Maybe.
George: ...Just as long as they're specificas to who they're asking.
Berri: Yay~! ^_^

HSAU!Wren: ...What?
Selve: -facepalms-
Joshua: Oh, this'll be fun.

HSAU!Falken: ...I can only run at Mach 1...

WAOA!Falken: *glares at 'Dark'!Falken* Grrrr...

Dark!Falken: ...Heh. I can turn into bolts of lightning and fly at the speed of light. I think I win unless 'Green' decides to do the same.

Sugar-High-Chibi-Joshua: And I'm faster then both of 'em~! *zooms off at the speed of light and then some, leaving stars and a rainbow in his wake*

TheRealWren: ...Oh, dear. *chases with a butterfly net*

...I meant to include the Falkinas, sorry.

WAOA!Falkina: ...Well, I fly at the speed of justice! :D

HSAU!Falkina: ...Um, can't run as fast because...uh...I have um...'extra weight' to carry. <///<

'Dark'!Falken: ...I don't know and I'm quite happy to keep it that way, thanks. >:\

Joshua! Any shenanigans you'd like to share?

Joshua: ...Well, that'd depend on what you'd call shenanigans, really. At the moment, nothing much. At the past, well...that'd probably take up a lot of space and time. <_<

Sugar: I like to make guesses on who's going to end up with who! I've got a 97% success rate so far! :D

Really was just asking if you had an example you'd like to tell us.

Joshua: ...Well, let's see. There was that one time everything went at practically double-speed and I was left out. ...Kind of humiliating when you realize SOMEONE'S pulled down your pants, thrown a cream pie at your face and ushers half of your friends into the room to laugh at you.

Sugar: To be fair, you were responsible for taking her chocolate fudge cake...you know that devil/angel's got a sweet tooth.

Joshua: *sweatdrop* Let's...not go into the subject of sweet-

Chibi!Wren and Chibi!Joshua: *appears on a broomstick* Parfait! Monte! Confiture! Glazed Chocolate~! Black Forest Caaaaake~! *both vanish*

Joshua: ...

Any particular fears of yours?

Joshua: ...Was that addressed at me or everyone in general? *shrugs* Well, I suppose if there's one fear I have that's greater than anything...it'd probably be the fan-girls.

...It actually was meant to be a general question, sorry.

Joshua: ...Ah, well, that's fine. Don't worry about it. Guys?

WAOA!Wren: ...Hm. Well, that's a tricky one. Probably the admirers?

WAOA!Falken: Losin' my family or friends. *nods* A bit of a given, really...

WAOA!George: ...It used to be water. Now it's trying to hope my sister will be fi-
Linda: *clings onto George* Never-Ever-Ever leave again! *sniffles*

WAOA!Michelle: ...M...Myself...
????: ......Losing him.....

Berri: ...P..People who hurt other Ton...Tonberries...!

Blaise: Ohohohohoh~! Wouldn't you like to know?
Cordelia: ...Running out of drink.
Adana: *shrugs* Eh.
Hylesa: A stormy ocean!
Lani: Bugs!
Mia: ...I-I don't know...

Azure: ...Nothing, really.

Zephyr: HA! Me, afraid? You simple, stupid, senseless, SCUM! I fear noth- Oh, right, dead. *vanishes*
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HSAU!Wren: ...Being left behind or forgotten.
Newr: Feh. I ain't afraid of nothin'. Just runnin' out of energy.

Zeke: A soldier knows no fear. ...As a civilian? ...That's not for me to say.

Selve: ...Fire.

Alicia: Giant brain sucking leeches that can fly around and eat people and stuff!

Michelle: ...Losing...people...

HSAU!Falken: Um, s-succubus, I-I guess...

HSAU!George: I fear nothing! NOTHING!

HSAU!Zephyr: ...Eh? Well, I worry about my single, super, shy and small-fry son. Kinda needs to keep our race alive and that, I guess. *shrugs*

superjwren329: ...Being bopped with the banshammer.
Negative: Uh, losing my Witch-Ninja wife to assassins?

TheRealWren: ...Eh, dying before I can finish writing my book.

@WAOA!Michelle: ...Er... yourself?

WAOA!Michelle: ...I...don't want to talk about it...that wouldn't end well...

Um, okay...

Um... to Falken's family, what're your thoughts on him?

Blaise: Well, he's still got a while to grow, but I guess he's matured. Probably the luckiest or unluckiest out of all of us, depending on how you look at it. Besides, he can be a pretty good little brother if you keep him in line. Hee.

Cordelia: *sips some sake* Eh. Good to see he got over that flirting stage. Does tend to take a while to get over grudges and things like that.

Adana: ...Huh? He's okay, more or less?

Hylesa: Well, he's my twin brother...I mean, I'm happy for him and he's not that much of a pain...but at times...

Lani: He's silly, but he's funny too! And smarter than he looks!

Mia: ...He's nice...

Terrance & Ophelia: *float there as ghosts and obviously can't say anything*
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Alternate!Blaise, Cordelia, Adana, Hylesa, Terrance & Ophelia: *all float there as ghosts*

'Dark'!Falken: ...Let's change the subject...
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HSAU!Blaise(?): ...What, he's still alive? Whatever...

HSAU!Cordelia: That loser?

HSAU!Adana: ...Meh...

HSAU!Hylesa: ...H-He's alive...? *sniffles*

HSAU!Ophelia: ...I have no son.

HSAU!Zephyr: *looks rather...buzzed* Go on, son! Show that wild, wacky, wizened, weird and wonderful world what you can do! *hiccups*

...That's... slightly less uplifting than I expected...

A superpower you guys would like?

Falken: ...What, the three of us? Or everyone in general?

Dark!Falken: ...Already have enough, thanks.

HSAU!Falken: Manipulating time...?

Note to self, say when you're asking a question to the cast in general.

WAOA!Wren: Well, that helps, yeah. But I'm fine with what I've got...
HSAU!Wren: ...I don't know. I think being normal is good enough..

WAOA!Michelle: ...Being stronger...?
HSAU!Michelle: I-I'm good...I'm f-fine...

Alicia: Powers? Flying~! :D

Penny: Super-Duper Speed!
Priscilla: ...That's none of your business.

Zeke: I believe what I have sufficent.

Selve: ...I'm fine...

If you had to guard a bridge and only let by people who correctly answered three questions, what questions would you pick? (All questions must have answers that have a semi-reasonable chance of being known. So, you can't ask what your own blood type or something is, but you can ask what the capital of Albania is.)

Falken: Alright~! I'd ask them the average weight of an apple, the year the dodos went extinct and...uh...how many layers there are in that Eversion game...?

Dark!Falken: *is pounced by 'Good Ending!'Zee-Tee* OH FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING, GET IT OFF ME!! >_<

Negative: ...The total amount of years wasted on wars, how many breeds of cats there are and...uh, hm. The year GameFAQs was created in?

TheRealWren: ...Ask them to spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. If they pull that off, ask them the capital city of Australia. And then, lastly...I'm not sure. The average speed a human can run?

Any supreme powers of whatever universe you've come across?

...Fo simplicity's sake, I'll list these in order from least to most powerful.

Wren: ...Closest thing to that? Probably Falken and Drent. In the Netherworld, I'm probably up there somewhere. Our Evility's are kinda broken. Yup. *glances at Lee* Otherwise I'm probably nowhere near God-Tier.

Lee: No. Hopefully I won't. *pauses* ...What's that look for? I'm not one...At least, not unless...

Falken: Eh, not to show off, but I once used a planet as a soccer ball...my other, darker self said he's done something similar. He's off doing stuff, I think. Drent?

Drent: *shrugs* Best you don't ask. I'm just a simple treasur- ...Fine. Diety who makes sure life on a world continues and bringing back the dead. Although there's the Golden Dragon...never seen him or her in person.

Joshua: *is sleep, causing REALITY, ALONG WITH MOST OF EXISTENCE ITSELF TO WARP and distort before he wakes up and yawns* ...Something about beings of incredible power? Sure, I could list all of them if you give me a chanc- *blinks as his red baseball cap is turned into chocolate*

Chibi!Wren & Chibi!Joshua: Super-Hyper-Ultra-Godly-Godlier-Than-God-Tier-Tag-Team, yeah! :D :D :D *both panic as they realize they're dangling from strings*

TheRealWren/JW: *shrugs and decides to let Chibi!Wren/Joshua go* Eh. There's probably a lot more that I'm forgetting, but in terms of the universe, since I actually WRITE it...and now that I think about it, I probably misinterpreted this question completely...

...I'm not even sure whether or not the answer I was looking for was in there. *shrug* Let's move on.

Ever been to a MOOOOOOON?

Falken: ...I've booted people TO the moon and flew past it one time...

Chibi!Wren: That one guy turned it into swiss cheese, so, yup! I've been there!

Chibi!Joshua: Actually, it was cheddar cheese.

Joshua: Yes.

Negative: ...Blew it up one time. On accident. While still on the damned thing.

I think it'd be more like jack cheese than cheddar. White, you know.

Any particularly memorable bets you've made?