Ask Bass: The Forum Game

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Q: None.

A: Hello, and welcome, I'm Bass, but you probably knew that, after all, it's in the title. I'm going to answer some questions, just because I'm really, really bored.

Q: That wasn't an answer.

Q. Which of your brothers is most likely to get a date? The least likely?

Q: That wasn't an answer.

A: Well, you didn't ask a question, but I felt like saying Welcome anyway.

Q. Which of your brothers is most likely to get a date? The least likely?

A: Most likely? Well, with their personalities, probably Crash Man or Punk... Least likely is probably... Well, me, and perhaps Shadow Man.

Q: Would you like to go out with me, then?

Q: Would you like to go out with me, then?

A: Nah.

Q. Why would someone named "Punk" who looks like a punk be voted most likely to get a date?

Q. Why would someone named "Punk" who looks like a punk be voted most likely to get a date?

A: Contrary to his looks and name, he's a really nice guy.

Q. Have you tried talking your Dad into renaming him "Nice Man"?

Q: You're not punking us, right? Kidding. Have your brother ever caused trouble?

Q. Have you tried talking your Dad into renaming him "Nice Man"?

A: He wouldn't accept anyway, "Nice Man" just doesn't sound very threatening, then again, neither does "Top Man".

Q: You're not punking us, right? Kidding. Have your brother ever caused trouble?

A: A lot of them have decided to.

Q. What is the stupidest thing one of your brothers have ever done?

Q. What is the stupidest thing one of your brothers have ever done?

A: Blow up our own fortress, it actually forced us to live in an apartment building, we had to buy two rooms, TWO. ROOMS. Just to fit in all the lab equipment!

Q. I'm tired of having to dodge robot attacks just to go grocery shopping. If I made your dad an offer that was "I will pay for all of your projects in exchange for you not doing anymore super villainy shit" and make the consequence of one of us breaking the contract be death, how likely would he take the offer?

Q. I'm tired of having to dodge robot attacks just to go grocery shopping. If I made your dad an offer that was "I will pay for all of your projects in exchange for you not doing anymore super villainy shit" and make the consequence of one of us breaking the contract be death, how likely would he take the offer?

A: Not that likely. And I'd recommend taking the subway, he's resolved to never tunnel through or attack the subway again for reasons he doesn't want to be disclosed.

Or just use the transit.

:33 <: hello there mister robot man! i was wondering if you'd pawsibly be less grumpy if you had a cute kitty!

:33 <: hello there mister robot man! i was wondering if you'd pawsibly be less grumpy if you had a cute kitty!

A: We have Pluto, does that count?

Q. What about Slash Man?

Q. What about Slash Man?

A: He's not really one of my brothers. He's still as irritable as an angry cat, though.

Q. Does King count as one of your brothers? He was made by Wily...

Q: Is Slash Man related to Fanfiction Man?

Q. Does King count as one of your brothers? He was made by Wily...

A: Perhaps.

Q: Is Slash Man related to Fanfiction Man?

A: Very funny.

Q: Is that sarcasm?

Q: Is that sarcasm? Razz

A: What do you think?

Q. If someone offered to give you all the power in the world so you would be the strongest robit and be able to defeat Mega Man easily and get the girl and make your dad respect you and all you had to do is wear a dress for a day, would you do it?

Q. If someone offered to give you all the power in the world so you would be the strongest robit and be able to defeat Mega Man easily and get the girl and make your dad respect you and all you had to do is wear a dress for a day, would you do it?

A: I don't think I'd do that, partly because I prefer some sort of challenge.

Q: Is that a challenge to us? Also, have you ever worn a dress before?