Chat Quotes

First topic message reminder :

Anyways, I decided to make a quotes thread. If anything really funny is came across or just something peculiar or notable or whatnot, just post it here. If you don't want to be quoted, then just say you don't want to and we'll try not to quote you... no promises.

Anyways, first quote!

[06:17:26] @ Mimsi : Also, I was walking down an Alley in one of the cities when I got ambushed by a guy in sunglasses and a trenchcoat who randomly gave me the TM for Flash.

[06:17:34] @ Mimsi : ...He Flashed me....

[18:16:03] @ Wren : Hm. ...Better remember to give Vantel an umbrella since it'll probably be daylight at the resort when I bring him in.
[18:16:17] @ RED Soldier : .
[18:16:49] @ Wren : Three guesses as to why. :P
[18:17:25] @ Hilarity : He's Canadian.
[18:17:34] @ Lord Voldemort : He's a Ginger
[18:18:19] Joker : He's Robert Pattinson
[18:18:50] @ Wren : ...Er, you're all way off. ._.
[18:19:23] Joker : darnit

[11:25:04 15/08/12] Joker : also, I blaaaaame...
[11:25:06 15/08/12] * Joker point
[11:25:08 15/08/12] Joker : points*
[11:25:10 15/08/12] Joker : YOU
[11:25:13 15/08/12] Joker : I blame you
[11:25:16 15/08/12] Joker : for what I am doing in WAOA
[11:25:23 15/08/12] Joker : no I am not specifying who I am pointing at
[11:25:27 15/08/12] Joker : >:|
[11:25:39 15/08/12] Olimar : ...Oh, so it isn't me.
[11:26:32 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : I can specify if you wish!
[11:26:33 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : SHIT
[11:26:39 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : I'M SORRY CHILF
[11:26:41 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : REALLY
[11:27:02 15/08/12] Irene : .
[11:27:08 15/08/12] arcadiarika : .
[11:27:22 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : TIME TO SPIN THE BLAME WHEEL
[11:27:26 15/08/12] Neon : To counteract Sparty's sad post an hour ago, this
[11:27:28 15/08/12] Neon : https://imgur.com/gallery/MRsOx
[11:27:30 15/08/12] arcadiarika : ...I don't play WAOA anymore.
[11:27:45 15/08/12] arcadiarika : OH MY GOD THAT'S SO CUTE!
[11:28:14 15/08/12] Olimar : https://imgur.com/gallery/rr5n8
[11:28:27 15/08/12] Mr. Kirb : Me, Chili?
[11:28:28 15/08/12] * RED Soldier spins the wheel
[11:28:30 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
[11:28:32 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : It's you Neon
[11:28:35 15/08/12] * Sapph squees
[11:28:55 15/08/12] Joker : NO
[11:28:56 15/08/12] Neon : I'm okay with this
[11:28:59 15/08/12] Joker : I SHALL REVEAL WHO IT IS
[11:29:05 15/08/12] Joker : IT IIIIIIIIS
[11:29:08 15/08/12] Joker : RIKA
[11:29:11 15/08/12] Joker : FOR ENCOURAGING ME TO DO THIS
[11:29:25 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Who do we blame for getting Rika to encourage Chill?
[11:29:29 15/08/12] * RED Soldier spins the blame wheel agai
[11:29:30 15/08/12] arcadiarika : ...wait, wha?
[11:29:32 15/08/12] @ GIR : WAIT.
[11:29:46 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's Josh
[11:29:54 15/08/12] Joker : I have rounded out my Metal Gear protags
[11:29:56 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : DAMMIT JOSH
[11:29:59 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : GET IT TOGETHER
[11:30:00 15/08/12] Joker : DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE, RIKA
[11:30:01 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Josh, it's your fault that Rika encouraged Chili to play Raiden
[11:30:32 15/08/12] arcadiarika : ...I said "if you want".
[11:30:41 15/08/12] arcadiarika : It's entirely optional.
[11:30:48 15/08/12] Joker : YOU STILL ENCOURAGED ME TO DO IT
[11:31:01 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Think of it this way, Chill
[11:31:06 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Josh got Rika to encourage you to do that
[11:31:07 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : somehow
[11:31:09 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Blame him
[11:31:22 15/08/12] @ GIR : Lucian. ...Too obvious.
[11:31:57 15/08/12] arcadiarika : ...welp, I can't think of a witty retort back. :/
[11:32:31 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Welcome back, Josh
[11:32:33 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : It's your fault
[11:32:38 15/08/12] arcadiarika : Oh, hey, Josh.
[11:32:42 15/08/12] Mr. Kirb : There he is!
[11:32:53 15/08/12] Ra Cailum : It wasn't me! Fry did it!
[11:32:56 15/08/12] Mr. Kirb : Today, we're making Josh Stwe
[11:33:04 15/08/12] Mr. Kirb : *Stew
[11:33:09 15/08/12] * Ra Cailum runs away.
[11:33:22 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : DAMMIT FRY
[11:33:24 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : ...
[11:33:29 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Who even brought Fry here?
[11:33:32 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : ...
[11:33:35 15/08/12] * RED Soldier spins the wheel
[11:33:39 15/08/12] arcadiarika : ...who the hell is Fry?
[11:33:49 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : It's your fault, Sapph
[11:33:51 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : You did this
[11:33:55 15/08/12] Olimar : .
[11:34:17 15/08/12] arcadiarika : And really...I blame all of you. Yes. You guys. For going into the madness. :P
[11:34:17 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : DAMMIT SAPPH
[11:34:31 15/08/12] Irene : .
[11:34:37 15/08/12] Sapph : Wait what
[11:34:48 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : IT'S YOUR FAULT
[11:34:50 15/08/12] Ra Cailum : Phillip J. Fry. Futurama.
[11:35:15 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : It's your fault for bringing Fry here and making Josh get Rika to encourage Chill to play Raiden in WAOA
[11:35:15 15/08/12] @ Sunnyko : :|
[11:35:18 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : IT'S ON YOU
[11:35:18 15/08/12] Irene : Heh.
[11:35:20 15/08/12] arcadiarika : Yeah, Sapph, it's your fault for actually making me cool for once--wait.
[11:35:40 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : And the best part is, this is a completely sane train of thought with absolutely no flaws in it!
[11:35:47 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : :D:D:D
[11:36:00 15/08/12] Joker : .
[11:36:03 15/08/12] Sapph : It's all Wren's fault, okay!
[11:36:05 15/08/12] * Sunnyko looks down
[11:36:14 15/08/12] arcadiarika : Yes, Sun?
[11:36:26 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : ...Sapph blamed someone else. Obviously he did it. But... he would only have done it if someone else made him!
[11:36:28 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : GUYS
[11:36:31 15/08/12] * RED Soldier spins the Blame Wheel yet again
[11:36:36 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : I KNOW THE REAL CULPRIT
[11:36:42 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : ...
[11:36:43 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : IF IT WEREN'T FOR HER
[11:36:44 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : what
[11:36:46 15/08/12] Olimar : Not guilty.
[11:36:48 15/08/12] arcadiarika : It's me and me alone.
[11:36:48 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Sapph
[11:36:51 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : It's still your fault
[11:36:54 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Somehow
[11:36:56 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : bear with me on this
[11:37:01 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : WE WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN HERE
[11:37:04 15/08/12] Sapph : FIne, you got me
[11:37:11 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE INTO ENCOURAGING CHILF
[11:37:13 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : SO
[11:37:19 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : you managed to use time travel to trick yourself into bringing Fry here so that Josh would get Rika to encourage Chill to play Raiden!
[11:37:25 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : IT'S SUNNY'S FAULT FOR PROVIDING THIS FORUM/CHATBOX
[11:37:28 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : FOOLPROOF
[11:37:35 15/08/12] @ GIR : "While there is no-one forcing you to fight, sooner or later, it's inevitable this shelter will be invaded and possibly overrun by the enemies we are trying to vanquish. And without that shelter, I cannot protect you from the evil we face any longer, so consider it...an incentive to do your part lest you suffer the fate of the world."
[11:37:40 15/08/12] arcadiarika : ...so I'm uncool again?
[11:37:44 15/08/12] arcadiarika : I can live with that.
[11:38:03 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Chuck: Well, she only had a tangental role in all of this by setting up the chatbox
[11:38:10 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : O_O
[11:38:16 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : ...but who made her set it up?
[11:38:46 15/08/12] Joker : I DID
[11:38:48 15/08/12] Joker : wait
[11:38:52 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Nope
[11:38:54 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : It was Josh
[11:38:57 15/08/12] Neon : I'm not saying it was aliens
[11:39:02 15/08/12] Neon : But it was aliens
[11:39:21 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : ...of course you would say that, Neon
[11:39:25 15/08/12] Mr. Kirb : I know, it's you Sparty!
[11:39:31 15/08/12] Joker : NEON IS AN ALIEN
[11:39:33 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : I just spun the Blame Wheel. It says you're the alien.
[11:39:38 15/08/12] Neon : SHIT
[11:39:45 15/08/12] Neon : THEY KNOW MY SECRET
[11:39:54 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : Kirb: ...you would say that. Because you're trying to divert attention away from yourself!
[11:39:58 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : But why?
[11:40:09 15/08/12] arcadiarika : ...so wait, who created the aliens?
[11:40:11 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : O-o
[11:40:16 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : ...it's because, Kirb
[11:40:19 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : You're actually Chill!
[11:40:30 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : ALRIGHT
[11:40:31 15/08/12] Joker : OH SHIT
[11:40:33 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : rika: That one was Hy's fault
[11:40:44 15/08/12] arcadiarika : ...
[11:40:55 15/08/12] arcadiarika : Welp, now we know a good reason to kill any hostile ones...
[11:41:15 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : o rly nao
[11:41:25 15/08/12] @ GIR : ...
[11:41:30 15/08/12] arcadiarika : ...
[11:41:34 15/08/12] Joker : QUICK, SOMEONE AFTER HER
[11:41:37 15/08/12] arcadiarika : Is Sunny okay?
[11:41:46 15/08/12] @ Lord Voldemort : ON IT
[11:41:53 15/08/12] Olimar : .
[11:42:02 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : TO THE CHUCKMOBILE
[11:42:07 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : NANANANANANANANANA
[11:42:24 15/08/12] * arcadiarika is afraid she said something wrong
[11:42:28 15/08/12] arcadiarika : :(
[11:42:39 15/08/12] @ RED Soldier : (Fun fact; Chuck built the Chuckmobile)

[21:05:20] @ Lootbot : Chuck
[21:05:24] @ Lootbot : Tell me a bedtime story
[21:05:29] @ Lootbot : About the Dragonflyborn
[21:05:43] @ Lootbot : c:
[21:05:46] @ Lord Voldemort : Okay
[21:05:57] Neon : .
[21:05:58] @ Lord Voldemort : Gimme a sec to look for a good book, okay?
[21:06:05] @ Lootbot : Kays
[21:06:12] @ Lord Voldemort : And by that I mean I need to think of a story :P
[21:06:24] Joker : .
[21:06:47] Sunnyko has been disconnected on Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:06 pm (session timeout)
[21:10:49] @ Lord Voldemort : Okay
[21:10:53] Irene : .
[21:10:55] @ Lord Voldemort : I think I have one
[21:11:18] @ Lord Voldemort : Once upon a time, in the land of Skyrim...
[21:11:21] Ra Cailum has been disconnected on Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:11 pm (session timeout)
[21:11:30] @ Lord Voldemort : There was a legendary warrior lady
[21:12:40] @ Lootbot : •o•
[21:12:44] @ Lord Voldemort : In the tongue of the dragons...
[21:12:50] @ Lord Voldemort : ...she was called...
[21:12:58] @ Lord Voldemort : YANMAKIN, DRAGONFLYBORN
[21:13:05] @ Etheru : .,
[21:13:41] Joker : .
[21:13:42] @ Lootbot : •0•
[21:14:34] @ Lord Voldemort : After becoming renown for defeating the evil Dragon Alduin
[21:14:48] @ Lord Voldemort : The Yanmakiin set out for her next epic quest
[21:14:53] Ra Cailum joined the chat on Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:14 pm
[21:15:03] @ Lord Voldemort : The acquisition of
[21:15:07] @ Lord Voldemort : THE ELDER BACON
[21:15:43] @ Lord Voldemort : A piece of meat so delicious, it was fabled to be able to restore the power of 10000 men
[21:16:07] @ Lord Voldemort : And the Yanmakiin knew the people of Skyrim NEEDED the elder bacon
[21:16:30] @ Lord Voldemort : Because a war was waiting at Skyrim's doorstep, against the
[21:16:39] @ Lord Voldemort : EVIL VEGETARIAN ELVES
[21:16:46] Neon : ,
[21:17:00] @ Lord Voldemort : And the Elder Bacon was the country's only hope
[21:17:14] Irene : .
[21:17:19] @ Lord Voldemort : So the Yanmakiin set out
[21:17:32] @ Lord Voldemort : She saddled her mighty steed, Mr. Flying Baconpants
[21:18:25] @ Lootbot : •w•
[21:18:29] @ Lord Voldemort : And flew north, towards the Ghost Sea
[21:18:51] @ Lord Voldemort : Because legends said that the Elder Bacon was hidden on an Island in the ocean
[21:19:36] @ Lord Voldemort : And after three days
[21:19:42] @ Lord Voldemort : and three nights of flight
[21:20:01] Sunnyko joined the chat on Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:20 pm
[21:20:11] @ Sunnyko : Chuck
[21:20:12] @ Sunnyko : BED
[21:20:18] @ Lootbot : STORY TIME SHHHH
[21:20:21] @ Lord Voldemort : The Yanmakiin could smell the most delicious smell of bacon she ever smelled, comi-
[21:20:27] @ Lord Voldemort : The SUnny has spoken
[21:20:29] Lord Voldemort has logged off the chat on Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:20 pm
[21:20:30] @ Lootbot : aww
[21:20:40] @ Lootbot : :c

[17:30:51] @ Lord Voldemort : CHILRF

[17:30:54] @ Lord Voldemort : CHILF

[17:30:56] @ Lord Voldemort : CHILF

[17:30:58] @ Lord Voldemort : CHILF

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[17:31:42] Kris : Oh, alright.

[17:31:50] @ Lord Voldemort : CHILF

[17:32:08] * Etheru is somewhat mildly surprised that My Little Pony and Persona aren't crossed over that frequently.

[17:32:23] @ Etheru : Or at least that there aren't any notable fics of a crossover.

[17:32:30] Chilibro : yes chuck

[17:32:43] @ Lord Voldemort : http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2vy1wCtj1rw70wfo1_500.png

[17:33:20] @ Dr. Zoidberg : That must have been the most awkward thing...

[17:33:26] @ Nekomimi : :|

[17:33:29] Chilibro : Oh, if Kojima had known about that part...

[17:33:33] Neon : I'm sad to say that I knew that

[17:33:35] Chilibro : You KNOW he would have put it in

[17:33:38] Chilibro : You KNOW he would

[17:33:40] @ Etheru : OH GOD

[17:33:42] @ Etheru : :|

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[17:34:04] Chilibro : And he would have based the entire damn fight around it, too

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[17:34:11] Neon : Gives a new meaning to Metal Gear "Solid"

[17:34:12] Chilibro : Fighting while hindered by...that

[17:34:31] Neon : ....Hopefully they wouldn't show the "Snake Eater" part

[17:34:33] @ Dr. Zoidberg : Not to mention the codename "Snake"

[17:34:35] @ Dr. Zoidberg : ...

[17:34:38] @ Dr. Zoidberg : Damn you

[17:34:39] @ Dr. Zoidberg : you ninja

[17:34:46] @ Etheru : "DAMMIT. I CAN'T... MOVE... FAST ENOUGH... HINDERED BY... PRIVATES"

[17:35:17] * Chilibro read that in David Hayter's voice and was ashamed to find that it worked

[17:35:38] @ Dr. Zoidberg : "...Are you sure you fear me, Snake?"

[17:35:41] @ Dr. Zoidberg : "..."

[17:35:56] Chilibro : SNAAAAAAKE EATERRRRRRR

[15:41:36] @ W.R.E.N : https://imgur.com/gallery/D3vvB

[15:42:25] Magical Girl (RoboSunny) has been disconnected on Sun 4 Nov 2012 - 15:42 (session timeout)

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[15:42:35] @ Magical Girl (RoboSunny) : ....

[15:42:40] @ Magical Girl (RoboSunny) : we are not minefeilds

[15:42:41] @ Magical Girl (RoboSunny) : :|

[15:42:55] @ W.R.E.N : No, I wasn't saying that.

[15:42:55] @ Canadian Government : ...

[15:42:59] @ Canadian Government : Holy shit that just self-demonstrated

[15:43:06] Kris : ...Sorry, I lol'd.

[15:43:14] @ Canadian Government : (AM I WITTY YET GUISE)

[15:43:18] @ Canadian Government : (AM I AM I AM I)

[11:10:25] @ Magical Girl (RoboSunny) : Mimi~ Did you see chuck is now a perfesional Emo?
[11:10:42] @ Mimi : Yes
[11:10:45] @ Mimi : I think
[11:13:35] Fokias The Jester : That's a damn good job description
[11:14:00] @ Lord Voldemort : No Sunny
[11:14:10] @ Lord Voldemort : I'd be an Emo if I' cut MYSELF
[11:14:21] @ Lord Voldemort : But I have nurses do that for me
[11:14:29] @ Lord Voldemort : So I am an exsanguinee
[11:14:56] Fokias The Jester : That's the difference :O
[11:15:17] Fokias The Jester : Or you could call that a professional sacrifice victim
[11:15:25] @ Magical Girl (RoboSunny) : ....
[11:15:26] @ Magical Girl (RoboSunny) : Ummmmm
[11:15:28] @ Magical Girl (RoboSunny) : .....
[11:15:41] Fokias The Jester : maybe you'll get promoted someday as a sacrifice for satanic rituals or something ...
[11:15:41] @ Magical Girl (RoboSunny) : I like folkaises because he did not use words I dont know
[11:15:57] @ Lord Voldemort : pffffft
[11:16:30] @ Mimi : Hee~

[05:59:30 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : Hi Su-...

[05:59:39 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : Where the hell IS everybody?

[06:01:21 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : ALLLLLL BYYYYY MYYYYSEEEEEEEELF~

[06:08:03 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : Oh oh oh I know what I will say now!

[06:08:17 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

[06:08:24 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : Eheheheheeeeeee~

[06:15:52 19/11/12] @ Imca : ....

[06:16:17 19/11/12] @ Imca : You broke your aloted bad word quotent

[06:17:31 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : ...I had one? D:

[06:17:50 19/11/12] @ Imca : Yes

[06:18:03 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : WHY DID NOBODY TELL MEEEE D:

[06:18:14 19/11/12] @ Imca : 5 bad words per post

[06:18:27 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : Dammit.

[06:18:38 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : :c

[06:18:53 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : How do I get my Mod Privileges back?

[06:19:13 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : yo, anyone in here ?

[06:19:25 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : What did I miss ?

[06:21:28 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : oh hi ^^

[06:22:07 19/11/12] @ Neon : WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CUSS TOO MUCH

[06:22:22 19/11/12] @ Neon : SAYING WORDS THAT WOULD DEPRESS THE DUTCH

[06:22:55 19/11/12] @ Neon : I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT

[06:23:03 19/11/12] @ Neon : OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO

[06:23:41 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Whaaaat ? XD

[06:23:50 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : DAMMIT NEON

[06:24:15 19/11/12] @ Neon : OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DEE

[06:24:24 19/11/12] @ Neon : IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME

[06:24:32 19/11/12] @ Neon : YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TO

[06:24:47 19/11/12] @ Neon : JUST LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DO!

[06:24:49 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Oh my god, CAPS

[06:24:53 19/11/12] @ Neon : DOOPITY DO!

[06:24:54 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : CAPS EVERYWHERE !

[06:25:01 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : THE UPPERCASE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN

[06:26:01 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DORSE

[06:26:11 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : CALL YOURSELF LUCKY YOU'RE NOT A HORSE

[06:26:19 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : THEY WOULD TURN YOU INTO DOG FOOD

[06:26:34 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : OR INTO OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY GLUE!

[06:26:43 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : DOOPITY GLUE!

[06:27:09 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : What have you guys done :"D

[06:28:25 19/11/12] @ Neon : Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo

[06:28:30 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Now I'm laughing like an idiot at 6:30 ama

[06:28:32 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : good job

[06:28:33 19/11/12] @ Neon : I have another puzzle for you

[06:28:41 19/11/12] @ Neon : Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee

[06:28:51 19/11/12] @ Neon : If you are wise you'll listen to me.

[06:29:06 19/11/12] @ Neon : What do you get when you're glued to a chair?

[06:29:20 19/11/12] @ Neon : Obsessed with clicking here and there?

[06:29:37 19/11/12] @ Neon : What do you get from surfing the web?

[06:29:51 19/11/12] @ Neon : Other than an...air...head?

[06:29:59 19/11/12] @ Neon : I don't like the looks of it

[06:30:17 19/11/12] @ Neon : Oompa Loompa Doopity da

[06:30:28 19/11/12] @ Neon : If you're not lazy you will go far

[06:30:41 19/11/12] @ Neon : You will live in happiness too

[06:30:55 19/11/12] @ Neon : Just like the Oompa Loompa Doopity do

[06:30:59 19/11/12] @ Neon : Doopity do

[06:31:46 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : Oompa Loompa Doopity Shane

[06:32:01 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : I can assure you this guy's just insane

[06:32:20 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : All the Oompa Loompa Doopity Time

[06:32:34 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : He just keeps on singing verses with rhyme

[06:32:55 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : WARNING! WARNING!

[06:33:08 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Containment Failure! Subject Oompa Loompa Has escaped

[06:33:10 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : Echoing thought the factory halls

[06:33:29 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : All personnel are required to head for the nearest designated evacuation points

[06:33:36 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : If he won't stop I'll kick him in the Oompa Loompa Doopity Balls

[06:33:40 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : This is NOT a drill

[06:33:58 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : DOOPITY BALLS

[06:33:59 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : I repeat, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[06:34:16 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Please remain calm and apply the standard evacuations procedures

[06:34:48 19/11/12] @ Neon : Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo

[06:34:58 19/11/12] @ Neon : To that threat I just say fuck you

[06:35:32 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : To that offer I say Oompa Loompa Doopity No

[06:35:40 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : I'll have you know I'm not a homo

[06:36:21 19/11/12] @ Neon : Oompa Loompa Doopity Kite

[06:36:31 19/11/12] @ Neon : That's not what you said last night

[06:37:40 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Oompa Loompa Doopity Bop

[06:37:46 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Is this shit ever gonna stop ?

[06:38:57 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : Oompa Loompa Doopity Orange

[06:39:08 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : I will-... wait...

[06:39:16 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : ...FUCK

[06:39:23 19/11/12] @ Neon : XD

[06:39:39 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Let's put all these assholes in the firing range ?

[06:39:56 19/11/12] @ Lord Voldemort : ...I will come to your house and remove every door hinge

[06:41:13 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Aaaanyway, I'm out of here for now. Maybe I'll be back in 1h20-1h40 , when I'll have another computer at hand

[06:41:18 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : Cya all later

[06:41:29 19/11/12] * Fokias The Jester hits the eject button on his seat

[06:41:33 19/11/12] Fokias The Jester : *Wheeeeeeeee*

[06:41:49 19/11/12] @ Neon : Later

[20:57:28] @ Imca : CHUCK



[20:57:41] @ Momo : RUN



[20:57:54] Chilibro : FOR YOUR LIFE



[20:57:59] Kris : That's why I'm using Urza's lands.



[20:58:24] Hilarity : That's what I'd do



[20:58:31] @ Etheru : Was that rehearsed? Because if it wasn't, good work!



[20:59:06] @ Momo : Nah, I just saw Sun yell for chuck so I told him to run



[20:59:10] @ Momo : Even though he isn't here



[20:59:15] Chilibro : I didn't realize all of those posts were 13 seconds apart



[20:59:20] Chilibro : Until now



[20:59:42] @ Etheru : Nice.

[05:07:10] @ Old Man Henderson : No, a Hilrity is if you post a RP Post in the discussion

[05:07:11] Kris : (@Fokias) That's posting what you'd have in the RP in the discussion.

[05:07:16] Kris : Damnit Chuck.

[05:07:24] @ Old Man Henderson : Reverse Hilarity is posting a Discussion Post in the RP

[05:07:57] @ Fokias The Jester : Oh, right X)

[05:07:58] @ Old Man Henderson : A Sapph is a RP post in the Wrong RP or a Discussion post in the wrong discussion

[05:08:32] @ Alex Trebek : .

[05:08:35] @ Wren : Or a Wren is a wrong post from the wrong RP in the wrong Discussion. <.<

[05:08:46] @ Wren : >.>

[05:09:01] @ Fokias The Jester : Wow XD

[05:09:12] Hilarity has logged off the chat on Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:09 am

[05:09:12] Hilarity joined the chat on Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:09 am

[05:09:12] Hilarity : If you are truly skilled, you can do a Kickflip McTwist Hilarity, which gets you 10000 points in most Tony Hawk games

[05:09:13] Hilarity joined the chat on Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:09 am

[05:10:14] Kris : ...How'd you do that?

[05:10:33] @ Fokias The Jester : Woah :o

[05:11:10] Hilarity : That was a KMH

[18:50:20] @ Imca : yo peeps

[18:50:26] @ Nikolai Belinski : Gleemax is literally a joke card

[18:50:31] @ Imca : time for some bad f;ick

[18:50:34] @ Nikolai Belinski : You choose all targets for all spells and abilities

[18:50:37] @ Nikolai Belinski : Mana cost: 1,000,000

[18:50:41] @ Nikolai Belinski : Sun: ?

[18:51:15] Kris : Last Airbender, Sparty.

[18:51:36] @ Nikolai Belinski : No

[18:51:37] @ Etheru : Kay

[18:51:44] @ Nikolai Belinski : Trying to decipher "time for some bad f;ick"

[18:51:46] @ Nikolai Belinski : Badfic?

[18:52:09] @ Imca : Bad flick

[18:52:10] @ Etheru : Eh sure

[18:52:13] @ Imca : ; is next to ;

[18:52:15] @ Imca : :|

[18:52:17] @ Etheru : I thought it was bad fuck

[18:52:21] @ Nikolai Belinski : Oh.

[18:52:21] @ Imca : ; is next to l

[18:52:23] @ Etheru : XD

[18:52:24] Kris : ...ha, did it again.

[15:44:56] @ Etheru : Back
[15:45:04] @ Etheru : Had to do chores
[15:45:07] @ Etheru : And actually at Kris
[15:46:04] Neon : .
[15:46:14] Chilibro : .
[15:46:26] Neon : I read that order wrong and thought you said you had to do Kris
[15:46:42] @ Etheru : :|
[15:46:45] @ Etheru : Course.

[19:41:36] @ Lord Voldemort : ...I swear, WAOA sometimes throws me into a fit

[19:41:53] @ Lord Voldemort : I give the group a chance to acquire their own vessel to travel over the seas

[19:42:03] @ Lord Voldemort : and their first idea is to sink it. :|

Raidou21: I can't figure out what's a more embarressing way to be invaded
RhymeBeat ban: Yeah that's what I was about to ask.
Etheru mod: By slowmoving automatons or trashcans?
Raidou21: By goosestepping armored dumbasses or floating toasters with laser beams

[20:01:44] @ Meteor Shower : https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=KbWgUO-Rqcw

[20:01:45] @ Meteor Shower : oh my god

[20:01:48] @ Meteor Shower : i'm dead

[20:02:41] Hilarity : tv

[20:02:45] @ Etheru : TV TV TV TV

[20:02:52] @ Imca : Xbox One reveal = Best commercial Ever for PS4 ! ^^

[20:02:53] Hilarity : sports

[20:03:00] @ Etheru : TV doesn't even sound like TV several times in a row.

[20:03:08] @ Etheru : It's sounds more like "TEEBEE"

[20:03:09] Neon : i like sports

[20:03:12] Neon : sorry

[20:03:14] @ Meteor Shower : The live-action Halo series isn't really that negative for me

[20:03:17] Neon : kinda on painkillers

[20:03:28] @ Meteor Shower : Halo isn't the greatest, but it's not bad, and definitely quality

[20:03:29] @ Etheru : I know.

[20:03:48] Hilarity : I like sports on my TV, at least when I'm playing my XBOX and I can EA my SPORTS, Microsoft

[20:03:50] @ Etheru : But would you watch sports on a system that watches YOU? >:D

[20:04:07] @ Meteor Shower : All I know is

[20:04:13] @ Meteor Shower : I'm sure as fuck not watching porn on that thing

[20:04:22] @ Etheru : ...Yeah I like to bring up the Big Brother element every time

[20:04:24] Neon : i would not want someone to watch me watch soccer

[20:04:30] Neon : that is way too meta

[20:04:30] @ Imca : .... it can see when your naked neon

[20:04:37] @ Imca : you cant have it in your room

[20:04:37] Neon : ....

[20:04:47] @ Imca : because what about when you change clothes

[20:04:49] Neon : i am very rarely naked while watching sports

[20:05:17] @ Imca : "Very rarely" implies there are cases when you are, and thats more about you cant shut the damn camrea off

[20:05:21] @ Meteor Shower : You misunderstand

[20:05:32] @ Etheru : "Xbox is about to become the next watercooler"

[20:05:34] @ Etheru : ...Wut

[20:05:34] @ Meteor Shower : If you ever show Neon Jr. off in your room for whatever reason

[20:05:36] @ Etheru : What

[20:05:37] @ Etheru : WHAT

[20:05:38] @ Meteor Shower : If sexual arousal gets too bad

[20:05:42] @ Meteor Shower : If you have to change underwear

[20:05:46] @ Meteor Shower : Provided Xbox One is in your room

[20:05:52] Irene has been disconnected on Sun May 26, 2013 8:05 pm (session timeout)

[20:05:54] @ Meteor Shower : Kinect will see it

[20:06:04] Neon : i misunderstand a lot of things right now

[20:06:09] Neon : i am ca bit high

[20:06:13] @ Meteor Shower : (though I'm not entirely sure whether or not it's just the microphone that is on or the cameras)

[20:06:16] @ Etheru : It's fine

[20:06:17] @ Meteor Shower : Basically

[20:06:22] @ Meteor Shower : Xbox One comes packaged with Kinect 2.0

[20:06:27] @ Etheru : And Call of Duty adds a dog to your squad?

[20:06:27] @ Meteor Shower : It is always active in some way shape or form

[20:06:37] @ Etheru : Oh god this better not be a Dog episode...

[20:06:37] @ Imca : The next question

[20:06:41] @ Meteor Shower : To the point where someone has actually said that Kinect can act like

[20:06:44] @ Meteor Shower : "Hey someone said something!"

[20:06:47] @ Meteor Shower : "I should power on!"

[20:06:49] @ Imca : will it charge more for the movie if it sees neon jr?

[20:07:02] * Etheru calls anything depressing involving dogs a "Dog Episode".

[20:07:06] Neon : i would make a joke

[20:07:12] Hilarity : fI think this is just a horrible statement on how willing people are to give away their privacy with Facebook and such

[20:07:22] @ Meteor Shower : I'm trying to make a joke but I can't find anything that suits the situation

[20:07:42] @ Imca : I just made my joke

[20:08:14] Neon : i would make a self-deprecation joke about being undetectable to cameras

[20:08:23] @ Meteor Shower : ...

[20:08:31] Hilarity : Neon Jr - Now on Nick Jr!

[20:08:44] @ Meteor Shower : I am laughing way too hard at that

[20:08:54] @ Imca : .....

[20:09:03] @ Imca : Cant breayhe

[20:09:12] @ Etheru : Hahaha

[20:09:33] Sinanju : .

[20:09:51] Sinanju : XD

[20:09:58] @ Imca : Xbone, the ultimate voyer.....

[20:10:12] Neon : an xbone would hurt

[20:10:12] @ Meteor Shower : Xbone One

[20:10:14] @ Etheru : XBONED

[20:10:15] Neon : a lot

[20:10:21] @ Imca : if it turns on every time some one says something, you better not have it in the same room as your date

[20:10:33] @ Imca : or when it comes time to get xbone.....

[20:10:34] @ Meteor Shower : Nah

[20:10:34] @ Imca : OH GOD

[20:10:37] @ Meteor Shower : It's the keywords that turn it on

[20:10:39] @ Imca : thats where the porn comes from

[20:10:40] @ Imca : :P

[20:10:44] @ Etheru : FISH AI

[20:10:48] Neon : guys

[20:10:56] @ Meteor Shower : ?

[20:10:58] Neon : someone is gonna hack this eventually

[20:11:00] @ Etheru : Sorry

[20:11:02] Neon : ....

[20:11:04] @ Etheru : Oh

[20:11:09] @ Etheru : Yeah someone is gonna hack it

[20:11:16] Joey JoJo Shabadoo has been disconnected on Sun May 26, 2013 8:11 pm (session timeout)

[20:11:22] @ Meteor Shower : ...

[20:11:25] @ Etheru : Or buy it for the express purpose of grabbing a crowbar.

[20:11:26] @ Imca : .... see yo for relization

[20:11:27] @ Meteor Shower : I'm sorta on the fence about this one

[20:11:28] @ Etheru : And wailing the fuck out of it.

[20:11:36] @ Meteor Shower : Because hacking is against the Terms of Service and gets you banned from Xbox Live

[20:11:46] @ Meteor Shower : I would ask "what does a ban mean to someone who can remove the paywalls from games"

[20:11:59] @ Meteor Shower : But considering the current implication is that you need a Live account to do anything...

[20:12:04] Neon : no i mean

[20:12:05] @ Etheru : And saying "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR VIOLATING YOUR CUSTOMERS PERSONAL SPACE. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR VIOLATING A CUSTOMERS PERSONAL SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!"

[20:12:06] Neon : hack it

[20:12:09] Neon : and watch

[20:12:17] @ Meteor Shower : ...

[20:12:29] @ Imca : Neon, I already think thats where it gets the porn from

[20:12:30] @ Imca : >.>

[20:12:31] Neon : people do with webcams

[20:12:32] @ Imca : <.<

[20:12:36] @ Meteor Shower : I have the perfect fucking picture for this

[20:12:40] @ Meteor Shower : I just need to find it

[20:13:23] @ Meteor Shower : Here we are

[20:13:48] @ Meteor Shower : In response to Neon

[20:13:57] @ Meteor Shower : ...

[20:14:03] @ Meteor Shower : Well shit did that ever fail.

[20:14:30] Joey JoJo Shabadoo joined the chat on Sun May 26, 2013 8:14 pm

[20:14:38] @ Etheru : ...Oh why did I imagine that

[20:14:56] @ Meteor Shower : Here.

[20:15:03] @ Etheru : I imagined a scenario in which two people are having sex... And one of them realizes that they forgot to unplug their Xbox One.

[20:15:11] @ Etheru : :|

[20:15:12] Neon : ....

[20:15:20] @ Etheru : My brain goes to strange places.

[20:15:22] Neon : and customer service guy is wanking to it

[20:15:25] Neon : there you go

[20:15:26] @ Meteor Shower : MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOMMICROSOFT HEADQUARTERS

[20:15:31] Neon : complete the vision

[20:15:44] @ Meteor Shower : This must be quoted.

[20:15:47] @ Etheru : Dangit

[20:15:48] @ Meteor Shower : This entire conversation.

[20:15:53] @ Imca : Oh

[20:15:54] @ Imca : hey

[20:16:01] @ Etheru : Memorializing it now.

[20:16:06] @ Imca : the exbox one is an actual game console for chuck

[20:16:11] @ Imca : because guess what

[20:16:15] Lord Voldemort has been disconnected on Sun May 26, 2013 8:16 pm (session timeout)

[20:16:18] @ Imca : ready?

[20:16:20] @ Etheru : Or you can do it: https://sunova.forumotion.com/t28p25-chat-quotes

[20:16:25] @ Etheru : Because I've had three posts already

[20:16:26] @ Meteor Shower : GO

[20:16:31] @ Etheru : Er 2

[20:16:32] @ Imca : it cant do TV or streaming outside of the united states

[20:16:40] Neon : .....

[20:16:43] Neon : fucking really

[21:46:12] Chilibro : >movie starts
[21:46:22] Chilibro : >camera pointed at ground
[21:46:30] Chilibro : >show some person in high heels walk on screen
[21:46:45] Chilibro : >camera pans up, showing clean-shaven legs
[21:46:59] Chilibro : >as camera pans up, it becomes painfully obvious something is off
[21:47:25] Chilibro : >camera stops just below Walken's face
[21:47:33] Chilibro : >"Honey? Where is my hat?"
[21:47:37] Chilibro : >camera snaps up to Walken's face
[21:48:28] Chilibro : >"WALKEN A MILE IN HER SHOES" (oh god i'm sorry please)

[14:45:16] Chilibro : Also

[14:45:19] Chilibro : I had

[14:45:25] @ Etheru : It was gonna premiere in Summer, but now it got pushed to an unknown time

[14:45:25] Chilibro : the MOST aggravating moment in my entire life just today

[14:45:35] Chilibro : "Out of 100, 97 nobles were impressed"

[14:45:38] Chilibro : FUCK YOU FF9

[14:45:44] Chilibro : I DID EVERY SINGLE COMMAND PERFECTLY

[14:45:47] Neon : XD

[14:45:49] Chilibro : WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[14:46:09] @ Etheru : The last three nobles were Hipsters.

[14:46:18] Chilibro : "The crowd showered you with 834 gil!"

[14:46:23] Chilibro : DAT AIN'T SHIT

[14:46:28] Chilibro : I CAN'T BUY FIVE PHOENIX DOWNS WITH THAT

[14:46:37] Chilibro : wait

[14:46:39] Chilibro : YES I CAN

[14:46:42] Chilibro : BUT I CANT BUY SIX

[14:46:45] Chilibro : >:C

NuclearKoala: I thought I just heard "War is pregnant"

Raidou21: Okay
Raidou21: So
Raidou21: How would you guys have ended it?
Etheru mod: I thought we were gonna watch the Rebuild films Sun?
gameboy3: I dunno.
gameboy3: I'm not one to change how things worked.
Etheru mod: And I would have ended it with it all turning out to be either a roleplay campaign or a therapy session.
Etheru mod: Where Shinji is a crazy conspiracy theorist and his girlfriend Asuka is trying to make it work... Her own way.
gameboy3: ...Reveal that it really WAS an acid trip.
Raidou21: I'd have ended it by showing shinji waking up from an acid trip and looking at the latest script he was gonna hand in to his editor, titled "Evangelion"
sunimca ban: I would have kept it as a damn mecha show or revealed it really was an acid trip
Raidou21: ...Then just tore the script up and sent in the spare he had lying around
sunimca ban: and..... you win rai

By request:

[23:22:52] @ Imca : ...........
[23:22:55] Hilarity : lolwut
[23:22:56] @ Etheru : Like how if you... For some reason, decide to let a Walker in on a gate...
[23:23:02] @ Imca : I have a charecter idea for a one off
[23:23:11] @ Imca : Master Cheif with gold armor and bling
[23:23:11] @ Antagonist : That and Walker AI is total shit
[23:23:15] @ Etheru : ...It'll walk toward the other side of the fence, AND START BANGING ON IT
[23:23:16] @ Imca : being painted as a sellout
[23:23:38] @ Antagonist : All birgirpall needed to kill about thirty or forty of them was an MRE and an elevated point to stand on
[23:23:45] @ Raidou : Master Pimp
[23:23:53] sniper king has been disconnected on Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:23 pm (session timeout)
[23:23:59] @ Imca : Yes rai
[23:24:03] @ Imca : Master Pimp
[23:24:04] @ Raidou : With his trusty holographic biyatch Cortana
[23:24:20] @ Etheru : The Walking Dead's focus is more or less on the effect the epidemic has had on the people.
[23:24:22] @ Raidou : His gun shoots money
[23:24:23] @ Antagonist : ...
[23:24:26] @ Antagonist : Cortana's dead
[23:24:33] Red Lettuce : Soooo, ummm
[23:24:36] @ Antagonist : Which basically means that to stay in kayfabe
[23:24:39] @ Imca : Which is when halo died for me
[23:24:39] @ Raidou : Not this one, Sparty
[23:24:44] Wren : ?
[23:24:45] @ Antagonist : Master Pimp cannot hold any contact with her until her inevitable revival
[23:24:45] Red Lettuce : I drew some robits recently
[23:24:51] @ Raidou : He brought her back from the dead
[23:24:56] @ Raidou : Because he pimp slapped death
[23:24:58] @ Etheru : Telltale Games knew most of the Walking Dead's basic themes and made them work.
[23:25:05] @ Antagonist : So he's keeping it a secret
[23:25:08] Hilarity : Masta Cheef 2 Fresh
[23:25:09] @ Imca : no rai
[23:25:10] @ Etheru : I played the first episode not really knowing much.
[23:25:10] @ Antagonist : So that they don't find out and fire him
[23:25:14] @ Imca : this is Master Pimp
[23:25:20] @ Imca : he threw money at death
[23:25:25] @ Imca : until cortana came back
[23:25:28] @ Imca : and it worked
[23:25:30] Red Lettuce : https://www.dropbox.com/s/784x48lohu00pa8/Cyber-Raptor.jpg
[23:25:34] @ Etheru : And then I got into a heated argument with an asshole.
[23:25:37] Neon : .
[23:25:53] @ Etheru : And suddenly "I really like this game :D"
[23:26:00] Hilarity : I kinda like the idea of a character who is sponsored by several corporations and has to occasionally do advertisements within their own conversations
[23:26:02] @ Antagonist : The problem is, Chief is a sellout
[23:26:04] Chilibro : .
[23:26:14] @ Antagonist : Which means that while he may be wearing a supersuit, he is an actor
[23:26:19] Chilibro : wait
[23:26:21] Raisay : .
[23:26:23] Chilibro : is cortana really back
[23:26:24] @ Antagonist : He just lost all of his integrity
[23:26:32] @ Etheru : Probably
[23:26:33] Hilarity : "Oh hi, how's it going? -Sponsored by Kellogs"
[23:26:35] @ Etheru : I dunno Chili
[23:26:36] @ Etheru : Lol
[23:26:44] @ Antagonist : Cortana isn't actually dead but he's forbidden from contacting her due to KAYFABE
[23:26:45] Chilibro : she better not be
[23:26:49] @ Imca : Master Pimp : Now if you dont mind, its time to finish the figh..... With Mountian Dew Game Fuel, and Doritos
[23:26:51] Chilibro : because that would be stupid
[23:26:52] @ Antagonist : Until his contract ends
[23:27:02] @ Imca : Master Pimp : Both stapples of any space marines diet
[23:27:04] @ Antagonist : Or until Cortana is brought back for whatever reason
[23:27:07] @ Raidou : But he visits her in secret, because their bond is just that strong
[23:27:09] @ Raidou : ...
[23:27:10] @ Raidou : Holy shit
[23:27:19] @ Raidou : We even have a character arc for Master Pimp
[23:27:24] @ Etheru : "CORTANAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED HELP" "I am not washing your clothes again :|"
[23:27:34] Red Lettuce : Wut?
[23:27:39] sniper king joined the chat on Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:27 pm
[23:27:41] Wren : Um, right...have fun with that...?
[23:27:54] @ Antagonist : Sun
[23:27:57] @ Etheru : ...I like the idea of portraying Chief as unable to do ANYTHING by himself and just gets Cortana to do it while he kills something.
[23:27:59] @ Antagonist : You know what you must do
[23:28:00] Red Lettuce : Here's another whammy, Cortana is also Princess Peach
[23:28:23] Red Lettuce : >:)
[23:28:25] Hilarity : Cortana is actually... CORT-NEY LOVE
[23:28:47] Lord Voldemort has been disconnected on Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:28 pm (session timeout)
[23:28:58] Chilibro : ugh
[23:28:59] Chilibro : that one
[23:29:01] Chilibro : that one hurt
[23:29:12] @ Imca : What?
[23:29:19] Hilarity : That's canon, right
[23:29:27] @ Antagonist : You are to play Master Pimp.
[23:29:29] @ Raidou : It will be
[23:29:32] Red Lettuce : Through one connection, her VA, Jen Taylor
[23:29:34] @ Antagonist : This is too good an idea to pass up.
[23:29:40] @ Antagonist : also give me fifty bucks
[23:29:50] Red Lettuce : Cortanna is Peach!
[23:30:00] @ Imca : I will as soon as WAOA gets unlocked
[23:30:01] @ Imca : .....
[23:30:09] @ Imca : Just one detail needs to be worked out
[23:30:10] Red Lettuce : Guess that makes Rosalina Halsey
[23:30:14] @ Antagonist : "...I moonlight as Peach. My voice can get similar enough that if Peach's actor has to take out I can sub in."
[23:30:14] Lord Voldemort joined the chat on Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:30 pm
[23:30:29] @ Antagonist : "And since I'm an AI, I never get sick."
[23:30:31] Neon : .
[23:30:43] @ Imca : should his armor be solid gold? Or should it be gold, with a Mountian Dew logo on the front, and a Doritios logo on the back?
[23:31:08] Red Lettuce : No, have him eat those things and not giving a fuck
[23:31:20] @ Antagonist : Solid gold
[23:31:27] @ Raidou : Gold, but with the logos in the form of stickers he takes on and off
[23:31:31] @ Antagonist : With a tank of Mountain Dew visibly mounted on the back of his helmet, and tubes feeding into it
[23:31:35] Chilibro : he needs to sound like he has an autotuner for a voicebox
[23:31:35] @ Raidou : So that he can get calls during the rp
[23:31:40] @ Imca : XD
[23:31:40] @ Lord Voldemort : Solid Gold but with a loepard pattern
[23:31:41] @ Antagonist : And he looks like a gold-plated NASCAR
[23:31:43] @ Raidou : and attach more stickers as he gets more sponserships
[23:31:47] @ Lord Voldemort : *Leopard
[23:31:52] @ Etheru : ...And suddenly I imagine how difficult it would be to walk in Solid Gold armor.
[23:31:54] @ Imca : Perfect rai
[23:31:57] @ Imca : PERFECT
[23:31:59] Chilibro : AUTO-TUNE IS NECESSARY
[23:32:02] @ Etheru : At least it's better than Steve?.
[23:32:03] Raisay : .
[23:32:09] @ Imca : And every other sentance should be a plug
[23:32:15] Red Lettuce : Here's a funny idea, what if he has stickers on him that are from rivals
[23:32:19] @ Antagonist : To the point where the only reason you know the suit is solid gold is because of the helmet prow
[23:32:24] Red Lettuce : such as Sony or Nintendo
[23:32:29] @ Antagonist : And yes, he speaks with autotune
[23:32:50] @ Imca : "I would really like to go save the world with you, but I cant without my Mountian Dew"
[23:32:54] Red Lettuce : @Sparty: Liek Cheef
[23:33:23] @ Imca : I am still going to have him have cortana
[23:33:28] @ Etheru : HAVE HIM GET STUMPED TRYING TO PLUG SOMETHING>
[23:33:32] @ Imca : but cortana no longer be blue/pink
[23:33:34] @ Imca : she is green
[23:33:37] @ Raidou : "Ooh, boy, this ocean reminds me of the BEAUTIFUL TROPICAL ISLANDS OF HAWAII, where I could be watching at the MOUNTAIN HOTEL"
[23:33:40] @ Imca : and money pattrened
[23:33:47] Hilarity : Cortana is just a bad of potato chips
[23:33:59] Wren : ..
[23:34:06] @ Imca : ....
[23:34:12] @ Imca : Why have we not dont this sooner?
[23:34:49] @ Imca : .
[23:34:53] @ Raidou : Because we have yet to stream tiger and bunny
[23:34:53] @ Antagonist : Because Halo 4 at least tried to do things other than be a cash cow
[23:34:56] @ Imca : ETHERS
[23:35:00] @ Imca : Go save this idea
[23:35:03] @ Imca : :|
[23:35:04] @ Etheru : Yes Sun?
[23:35:09] @ Etheru : Uh sure

Not technically from Sun's chat, but Chuck held Let's Read.
The logs of the fateful night.

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sparty entered the room.
[2:39 AM] chuck entered the room.
[2:39 AM] etheru entered the room.
*Type /help for a list of commands.*
[2:39 AM] chuck: Sup
[2:39 AM] guest-273851 changed nickname to sparty
[2:39 AM] chuck: Okay
[2:39 AM] sparty: I would speak myself
[2:39 AM] sparty: But
[2:40 AM] sparty: 1. I sound like a puberty robot
[2:40 AM] sparty: 2. This is because I am trying not to wake anyone up
[2:40 AM] chuck: Before I start with anything, I need to know WHAT to let's read first :P
[2:40 AM] etheru: Hmmmmmmmmm
[2:40 AM] etheru: ...
[2:40 AM] etheru: I'm thinkin
[2:40 AM] sparty: I actually do a not-that-bad Krieg impression but I need to like fucking scream to do it s
[2:40 AM] sparty: As for reading stuff
[2:40 AM] chilibro entered the room.
[2:40 AM] etheru: Something good... Or something bad?
[2:40 AM] guest-273869 changed nickname to chilibro
[2:40 AM] etheru: That is the question
[2:40 AM] hilarity entered the room.
[2:40 AM] gameboy3 entered the room.
[2:41 AM] guest-273881 changed nickname to gameboy3
[2:41 AM] guest-273878 changed nickname to hilarity
[2:41 AM] sparty: It must be crackfic obviously
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[2:41 AM] neon entered the room.
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[2:41 AM] chilibro: Chuck should get on a webcam
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[2:41 AM] chuck: No crackfics for the first let's read
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[2:41 AM] chilibro: And put on a monocle
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[2:41 AM] guest-273890 changed nickname to neon
[2:41 AM] chuck: And I have no webcam :c
[2:41 AM] chilibro: And a top-hat
*This is your new chat color.*
[2:41 AM] sparty: Well
[2:41 AM] sparty: Something funny at the elas
[2:41 AM] chilibro: Well then buy one :P
[2:41 AM] sparty: Idunno
[2:41 AM] chilibro: ...
[2:41 AM] chuck: Neon
[2:41 AM] neon: Yo
[2:41 AM] chilibro: Great, chat specific emoticons
[2:41 AM] chuck: Gimme a link to Time Cube
[2:41 AM] chilibro: ffff
[2:41 AM] etheru: I'M THINKIN'
[2:41 AM] etheru: :|
[2:41 AM] sparty: one moment
[2:42 AM] neon: Oh god
[2:42 AM] gameboy3: I'm waiting for someone to stream.
[2:42 AM] neon: this gun b gud
[2:42 AM] sparty: http://www.timecube.com/
[2:42 AM] etheru: Holy shit that's long o_O
[2:43 AM] neon: Never read it, Eth?
[2:43 AM] etheru: Nop
[2:43 AM] etheru: *NOPE
[2:43 AM] sparty: And when you're done, if you have the capability to process speech
[2:43 AM] neon: It's a classic
[2:43 AM] sparty: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Cubicle - Time Cubicle
[2:43 AM] etheru: Are you speaking?
[2:43 AM] etheru: Becuz I cannot hear
[2:43 AM] neon: Nor I
[2:43 AM] sparty: Turn up microphone sensitivity
[2:43 AM] sparty: I can't remember how
[2:43 AM] chuck: Huuuuh
[2:44 AM] chilibro: There we go
[2:44 AM] hilarity: yes
[2:44 AM] sparty: BEEP BOOP
[2:44 AM] neon: Here we go
[2:44 AM] gameboy3: I can hear you now.
[2:44 AM] etheru: Now I can :D
[2:44 AM] sparty: It's fine
[2:44 AM] hilarity: its good
[2:44 AM] etheru: Oh god that smile is terrifying- You're good Chuck
[2:44 AM] chilibro: 'S good
[2:44 AM] gameboy3: I can turn down the Tinychat volume, so I'm fine.
[2:44 AM] sparty: T'was a bit too loud but I can adjust volume on my end
[2:44 AM] sparty: So we're good
[2:44 AM] sparty: :D
[2:44 AM] neon: We gud
[2:45 AM] chilibro: Wh
[2:45 AM] sparty: Neat!
[2:45 AM] neon: I bet you can turn yourself off
[2:45 AM] neon:
[2:45 AM] etheru: HAHAHAA
[2:45 AM] chilibro: *clap, clap, clap*
[2:45 AM] neon: :D
[2:45 AM] sparty: I can turn myself up!
[2:45 AM] neon: NEON WINS
[2:45 AM] neon: FATALITY
[2:45 AM] chilibro: He's off to see the wizard
[2:46 AM] neon: 3 words
[2:47 AM] sparty: 2edgy4me
[2:47 AM] chilibro: 2spooky4me
[2:47 AM] neon: Suddenly, evicted Chuck
[2:48 AM] sparty: ...
[2:48 AM] sparty: Chuck is evicted
[2:48 AM] sparty: Therefore he would be
[2:48 AM] sparty: Antihomestick
[2:48 AM] chilibro: Antihomestuck*
[2:48 AM] neon: I think his head exploded
[2:48 AM] hilarity: BELLY BUTTON PROVES FOUR DIMENSIONAL DAYS
[2:49 AM] neon: Oh god
[2:49 AM] chilibro: Do it
[2:49 AM] etheru: Go for ti
[2:49 AM] sparty: Time Cube is batfuck insane already
[2:49 AM] sparty: I doubt you can do much to make it wors
[2:49 AM] neon: I am laughing so hard
[2:49 AM] neon: oh god
[2:49 AM] neon: help
[2:49 AM] mrkirb entered the room.
[2:49 AM] gameboy3: ...Chuck should read a badfic.
[2:49 AM] chilibro: oh shit
[2:49 AM] guest-273995 changed nickname to mrkirb
[2:49 AM] chilibro: i cant
[2:49 AM] chilibro: I CANT
[2:49 AM] mrkirb left the room.
[2:49 AM] sparty: Fraudulent
[2:50 AM] sparty: Like Freud
[2:50 AM] sparty: But with an "ah" instead of an "oi"
[2:50 AM] etheru: Haha
[2:50 AM] sparty: ROUGE ANGLES OF SATIN
[2:50 AM] gameboy3 left the room.
[2:50 AM] neon: I detect a logic hole or two
[2:50 AM] chilibro: Chuck's laughter is infectious
[2:51 AM] sparty: Listening to Chuck laugh is like listening to Banzai laugh
[2:51 AM] sparty: If you had cancer before
[2:51 AM] sparty: You won't have cancer after
[2:51 AM] chilibro: Chuck-Birgirpall-Banzaii super star tag team
[2:52 AM] chilibro: That's alright
[2:52 AM] neon: 5
[2:52 AM] hilarity: sure dawg
[2:52 AM] sparty: Was it a question?
[2:52 AM] etheru: Hokay :D
[2:52 AM] chilibro: It's long as hell
[2:52 AM] sparty: How are questions asked?
[2:52 AM] hilarity: I AM A QUESTION MOTHERFUCKER
[2:52 AM] sparty: How does one answer properly?
[2:52 AM] etheru: GODDAMMIT I KEEP FORGETTING THAT SMILE IS SCARY
[2:52 AM] etheru left the room.
[2:52 AM] sparty: I'm pretty much fine with it
[2:52 AM] sparty: oh god
[2:52 AM] etheru entered the room.
[2:52 AM] chilibro: YES
[2:52 AM] neon: PAKISTANI
[2:52 AM] sparty: a german speaking english
[2:52 AM] sparty: imitating an accent
[2:52 AM] hilarity: SOUTHERN MURRICAN
[2:52 AM] guest-274046 changed nickname to etheru
[2:52 AM] sparty: this can only end great
[2:52 AM] etheru: Whoops
[2:52 AM] neon: ....What Hil said, then
[2:53 AM] chilibro: oh jesus
[2:53 AM] hilarity: LOL
[2:53 AM] sparty: Chuck the Pastor
[2:53 AM] neon: ......It's George Bush
[2:53 AM] chilibro: now i literally cant stop
[2:53 AM] etheru: Use this accent for next character
[2:53 AM] etheru: Do it
[2:54 AM] neon: QUEERS
[2:54 AM] sparty: >queer
[2:54 AM] sparty: >queer meant happy
[2:54 AM] chilibro: it's literally george bush
[2:54 AM] sparty: >Gene Ray called them happy
[2:54 AM] chilibro: oh my god
[2:54 AM] neon: Mama hole is not a statement that sould exist
[2:54 AM] sparty: >tfw current time is a beautiful lie and TIME CUBE IS AN AWFUL TRUTH
[2:54 AM] chilibro: wh
[2:54 AM] chilibro: chuck turned into snidely whiplash for a second ther
[2:54 AM] neon: XD
[2:55 AM] sparty: I don't care when but you need to read Time Cubicle soon
[2:55 AM] sparty: Should pro'lly stray from that subject though
[2:55 AM] neon: When have you ever used your brain?
[2:55 AM] sparty: Yep
[2:55 AM] sparty: Sorta like Time Cube
[2:55 AM] sparty: Still a bit long but not long enough
[2:55 AM] chilibro left the room.
[2:55 AM] chilibro entered the room.
[2:55 AM] guest-274109 changed nickname to chilibro
[2:55 AM] sparty: I used it once.
[2:55 AM] neon: I love you too, Chuck
[2:55 AM] chilibro: stupid internet
[2:56 AM] sparty: Just hit yes and keep going
[2:56 AM] chilibro: Chuck Reads 4chan
[2:56 AM] chilibro: We need to do that
[2:57 AM] sparty: FUCKIN MAGNETS AND SHIT
[2:58 AM] chilibro: Not this time
[2:58 AM] neon: DO IT
[2:58 AM] chilibro: Read /b/
[2:58 AM] chilibro: Or /d/
[2:58 AM] chilibro: Either way
[2:58 AM] hilarity: CHUCK READS BED TIMES FOR THE CHILDRENS - NOW ON BLU RAY
[2:58 AM] chilibro: :c
[2:59 AM] hilarity: *BED TIMES STORIES
[2:59 AM] sparty: TAKKTKAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTKATAKTAKAKTAKTAKTKA
[2:59 AM] chilibro: Coulda fooled me
[2:59 AM] sparty: :DDDDD
[2:59 AM] neon: Oh god XD
[3:00 AM] chilibro: pfft
[3:01 AM] etheru: Hah
[3:01 AM] chuck left the room.
[3:01 AM] sparty: Chuck go boom
[3:01 AM] chilibro: ...Chuck?
[3:01 AM] hilarity: o?
[3:01 AM] neon: CLIFFHANGER
[3:01 AM] sparty: oh god
[3:01 AM] sparty: perfect idea
[3:01 AM] chilibro: Chuck!?
[3:01 AM] chilibro: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[3:01 AM] sparty: perfect idea when chuck gets back
[3:01 AM] sparty: also
[3:01 AM] sparty: DUN DUN DUN
[3:01 AM] chilibro: DUN DUN DUN-DUN-DUN
[3:01 AM] sparty: DUN DUN
[3:02 AM] chilibro: DUN DUN DUN
[3:02 AM] sparty: *DUN DUN DUN!"
[3:02 AM] sparty: FISSION MAILED
[3:02 AM] chilibro left the room.
[3:02 AM] neon: ....How 'bout them Mets?
[3:03 AM] sparty: Fuck the Mets.
[3:03 AM] chilibro entered the room.
[3:03 AM] neon: D:
[3:03 AM] sparty: :P
[3:03 AM] neon: D:
[3:03 AM] guest-274241 changed nickname to chilibro
[3:03 AM] etheru: I SHRUGGED : |
[3:03 AM] sparty: :DDDDD
[3:03 AM] neon: Etheru Shrugged
[3:03 AM] neon: By Ayn Rand
[3:04 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Metal Gear Solid 3 Music - Game over - Time paradox.*
[3:04 AM] chilibro: *changed the YouTube-video's current time.*
[3:05 AM] chilibro: *closed the YouTube-video.*
[3:05 AM] etheru: HIL SPEAKS WHALE
[3:05 AM] sparty: The only thing to keep me from saying the exact line
[3:05 AM] neon: ...Is,,,,is he beatboxing?
[3:05 AM] sparty: Is the fact I sound like Puberbot if I talk quietly
[3:05 AM] sparty: Which I have to so I don't wake up anyone
[3:05 AM] chilibro: I WOULD do it
[3:05 AM] chilibro: But no mic
[3:06 AM] sparty: -muffled rap music plays softly in the distance-
[3:06 AM] sparty: Anyways
[3:06 AM] sparty: My idea for Chuck when he gets back
[3:06 AM] sparty: Is for him to try to imitate Mr. Torgue
[3:06 AM] neon: Maybe he is really Giygas
[3:06 AM] sparty: It's not quite a Let's Read
[3:06 AM] sparty: but FUCK YOU IT'S TORGUE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
[3:06 AM] hilarity: I was beatboxing
[3:06 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Battle Theme (Last Hunters).*
[3:07 AM] chilibro: BEST MUSIC
[3:07 AM] hilarity: I'll get a legit mic tomorrow
[3:07 AM] neon: -Haeadbangs-
[3:07 AM] neon: *Head
[3:07 AM] chilibro: (This is actually kinda cool)
[3:07 AM] chilibro: (In my opinion)
[3:07 AM] etheru: Is it wrong that I expected lyrics?
[3:07 AM] chilibro: VIOLIN
[3:08 AM] neon: *started a YouTube-video: Super Friends Intro 1973.*
[3:08 AM] etheru: THE SUPER FRIENDS
[3:08 AM] neon: Damn, I was hoping this and Chill's music would play
[3:08 AM] neon: At once
[3:08 AM] chilibro: That would've been awesome
[3:09 AM] chilibro: Wonder-Dog
[3:09 AM] chilibro: AKA
[3:09 AM] chilibro: Scooby-Doo
[3:09 AM] neon: ALL THREE OF YOU
[3:09 AM] neon: SING THE SCOOBY DOO THEME
[3:09 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Scooby Doo Theme Song.*
[3:09 AM] chilibro: NO
[3:09 AM] chilibro: START OVER
[3:09 AM] chilibro: NOW DO IT
[3:09 AM] neon: XD
[3:09 AM] chilibro: I DONT HEAR YOU SPARTY
[3:10 AM] sparty: God
[3:10 AM] sparty: These people would be racists
[3:10 AM] sparty: ehm
[3:10 AM] sparty: rapists
[3:10 AM] sparty: sorry
[3:10 AM] sparty: also fuck you chill
[3:10 AM] chilibro: :DDDDDDDDDD
[3:10 AM] sparty: >D:::::DDDD>>>>DDD:D
[3:10 AM] chuck entered the room.
[3:10 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Krispy Kreme - The Baddest.*
[3:11 AM] chilibro: Now this guy
[3:11 AM] guest-274469 changed nickname to chuck
[3:11 AM] neon: the fuck
[3:11 AM] chilibro: THE BEST RAPPERS
[3:11 AM] chilibro left the room.
[3:11 AM] neon: HAI CHUCK
[3:11 AM] chilibro entered the room.
[3:11 AM] guest-274493 changed nickname to chilibro
[3:12 AM] chilibro: pfft
[3:12 AM] sparty: SO chuck
[3:12 AM] sparty: Lets read idea
[3:12 AM] sparty: Not quite Let's Read
[3:12 AM] sparty: but
[3:12 AM] sparty: imitate Mr. Torgue
[3:12 AM] chilibro: my ears
[3:12 AM] etheru: *closed the YouTube-video.*
[3:12 AM] sparty: Let's let Chuck take center stage again
[3:13 AM] sparty: Fair enough
[3:13 AM] sparty: Eh if you feel like it
[3:13 AM] chilibro: Do eet
[3:13 AM] sparty: T'was a suggestion
[3:13 AM] neon: Pffft
[3:13 AM] chilibro left the room.
[3:13 AM] neon: DONT DIE
[3:13 AM] chilibro entered the room.
[3:13 AM] sparty: Honestly though I probably would speak more
[3:13 AM] guest-274553 changed nickname to chilibro
[3:13 AM] neon: YOU ONLY HAVE 2 DAYS UNTIL RETIREMENT
[3:13 AM] sparty: If there weren't so many damn people living in this house
[3:14 AM] chilibro: I have six people living in this house
[3:14 AM] chilibro: I don't give a single FUCK
[3:14 AM] sparty: Yep, the breaks
[3:14 AM] chilibro: :P
[3:14 AM] chilibro: ugh
[3:14 AM] sparty: Mr. Torgue is loud
[3:14 AM] neon: .....Chuck for Axe Cop
[3:14 AM] sparty: Fair enough
[3:14 AM] chilibro: Then get both
[3:15 AM] chilibro: Chuck Sings German Show Openings
[3:16 AM] sparty: THE DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD
[3:16 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Digimon Adventure 01 - Opening/Intro GERMAN/DEUTSCH [original].*
[3:16 AM] etheru: *paused the YouTube-video.*
[3:16 AM] sparty: *unpaused the YouTube-video.*
[3:16 AM] chilibro: *paused the YouTube-video.*
[3:16 AM] sparty: oh god
[3:16 AM] chilibro: Yup
[3:17 AM] chilibro: Chuck Sings Okkusenman
[3:17 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Okkusenman (English Subtitles).*
[3:17 AM] neon: Weeaboo
[3:17 AM] sparty: Chuck Attempts To Imitate Zero Punctuation For The Next Thing He Reads
[3:17 AM] neon: the hell
[3:18 AM] chilibro: NONE of you have heard of Okkusenman?
[3:18 AM] neon: No
[3:18 AM] chilibro: It's like "I Can't Beat Air Man"
[3:18 AM] chuck: Okay, turn that off again ._.
[3:18 AM] etheru: *closed the YouTube-video.*
[3:18 AM] neon: That was...a thing
[3:18 AM] chilibro: Yes
[3:19 AM] etheru: *started a YouTube-video: Pokemon Opening Video 1 GERMAN.*
[3:19 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Pokemon Opening Video 1 GERMAN.*
[3:19 AM] chilibro: Dammit
[3:19 AM] sparty: Ninjad bitch
[3:20 AM] chilibro: I need to get a mic
[3:20 AM] neon: I'm looking on Amazon for one
[3:20 AM] neon: I want in on this
[3:20 AM] chilibro: Yaaaaaaay
[3:20 AM] neon: ...Do Inspector Gadget next
[3:20 AM] chilibro: *closed the null.*
[3:20 AM] neon: THERE IS LIKE 3 WORDS!
[3:20 AM] sparty: We  need to find a story
[3:20 AM] chilibro: INSPECTOR GADGET
[3:20 AM] chilibro: OOH OOH
[3:20 AM] chilibro: Those are the lyrics
[3:21 AM] chilibro: Oh
[3:21 AM] sparty: Inspector, Gadget, Go, and Ooh
[3:21 AM] chilibro: And "Go, Gadget Go"
[3:21 AM] sparty: That's four
[3:21 AM] sparty: SHANE
[3:21 AM] sparty: YOU ARE INCORRECT
[3:21 AM] neon: WHATEVER, RUSSELL
[3:21 AM] sparty: FEEL THE SHAME
[3:21 AM] neon: GO DRINK SOME SYRUP
[3:21 AM] chilibro: Si senor
[3:21 AM] sparty: Sparty and Neon: Passive-aggressive bitch brothers
[3:21 AM] sparty: :D
[3:21 AM] neon: :D
[3:21 AM] sparty: His true name is that really long anime name I keep forgetting
[3:21 AM] chilibro: I feel the need to state my name is Isaiah
[3:21 AM] sparty: YOUR NAME IS BOB
[3:22 AM] neon: I have something
[3:22 AM] chilibro: >fanfiction.net
[3:22 AM] chilibro: >random fic
[3:22 AM] chilibro: That should do it
[3:22 AM] neon: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[3:22 AM] sparty: disgonbgud
[3:22 AM] sparty: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAA
[3:22 AM] sparty: Unbroken link!
[3:23 AM] sparty: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
[3:23 AM] sparty: Nevermind this one is actually the one sorry
[3:23 AM] chilibro: Chuck Reads My Immortal
[3:23 AM] chilibro: Which makes sense
[3:24 AM] chilibro: I expected him to just go
[3:24 AM] chilibro: "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
[3:24 AM] chilibro: The entire time
[3:24 AM] neon: Me too
[3:24 AM] sparty: I remember one time I did something similar to the Pancakes thing
[3:24 AM] neon: YES
[3:24 AM] chilibro: Chuck
[3:24 AM] sparty: I could actually find something hilarious
[3:24 AM] chilibro: You have to do it in a horrible falsetto
[3:24 AM] sparty: Give me time
[3:24 AM] chilibro: Like, intentionally horrible
[3:25 AM] chilibro: Yes
[3:25 AM] chilibro: Yes
[3:25 AM] etheru: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6200297/1/My_Immortal
[3:25 AM] sparty: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6265649/1/Inglorious-Bosh-tets
[3:25 AM] sparty: I don't really care when it's read
[3:25 AM] chilibro: this is amazing
[3:25 AM] neon: I heard "red tits"
[3:25 AM] hilarity: damn this is kawaii
[3:25 AM] etheru: Just perfect
[3:25 AM] sparty: CHUCK HAS RED TITS
[3:26 AM] chilibro: uh
[3:26 AM] sparty: I caused a self-destruct again!
[3:26 AM] chilibro: When I get a mic
[3:26 AM] sparty: Go me!
[3:26 AM] chilibro: I'll read it in Solid Snake's voice
[3:26 AM] chilibro: Because I can do that voice
[3:26 AM] sparty: DO IT
[3:26 AM] sparty: If I ever get the chance
[3:26 AM] sparty: I should read it in Krieg's voice
[3:26 AM] neon: Funny
[3:26 AM] etheru: LETS ALL VOICE RESPECTIVE CHARACTERS
[3:27 AM] neon: I'm wearing the same thing
[3:27 AM] sparty: Evilthery
[3:27 AM] sparty: *theru
[3:27 AM] neon: This is like Livejournal for idiots
[3:28 AM] sparty: It is
[3:28 AM] chilibro left the room.
[3:28 AM] chilibro entered the room.
[3:28 AM] guest-274823 changed nickname to chilibro
[3:28 AM] hilarity: so its just like livejournal
[3:28 AM] neon: Natascha: The teenage years
[3:28 AM] chilibro: Yes
[3:29 AM] sparty: So what would Livejournal for smart people be
[3:29 AM] neon: ...Uhhhhhhh
[3:29 AM] chilibro: You uh
[3:29 AM] chilibro: Kinda defeat the purpose of going "blah blah blah"
[3:30 AM] chilibro: When you read what you're blah-ing right after :P
[3:30 AM] chilibro: : P
[3:30 AM] chilibro: best draco vocie
[3:30 AM] chilibro: voice*
[3:30 AM] etheru: Greatest voice
[3:30 AM] neon: Draco is going through some hardcore puberty
[3:31 AM] sparty: HYPERPUBERTY
[3:33 AM] neon: this is the greatest thing
[3:33 AM] chilibro: "Chil is so fucking hot" is what I heard
[3:33 AM] chilibro: Why, thank you, Ebony
[3:35 AM] sparty: CHILL
[3:35 AM] sparty: YOU DO NOT WANT ENOBY TO LIKE YOU
[3:35 AM] sparty: RUN
[3:35 AM] sparty: RUN YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[3:35 AM] chilibro: wa--
[3:35 AM] chilibro: OH SHIT
[3:35 AM] chilibro: *runs*
[3:35 AM] etheru: May I do Dumbledore?
[3:36 AM] hilarity: SOOOO HOT MANG
[3:36 AM] sparty: Uh
[3:36 AM] sparty: I don't think it works that way
[3:39 AM] neon: ..UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[3:39 AM] sparty: Read everything Neon says
[3:39 AM] hilarity: neon: SUP BITCHES
[3:39 AM] sparty: That won't work Hil
[3:39 AM] sparty: He'll know it's not you
[3:39 AM] sparty: You need to be purple
[3:39 AM] sparty: Then he'll get confused
[3:39 AM] hilarity: neon: FUCK YOU I'M NEON
[3:39 AM] neon: My name is Chuck and I am a flaming homo
[3:40 AM] chilibro: Wait
[3:40 AM] chilibro: Do it in Solid Snake's voice
[3:40 AM] chilibro: do it
[3:40 AM] chilibro: That wasn't even close
*This is your new chat color.*
[3:40 AM] chilibro: C'mon
[3:40 AM] chilibro: :P
*This is your new chat color.*
[3:40 AM] neon: I am in love with Hy and have a poster of him on my ceiling.
*This is your new chat color.*
*This is your new chat color.*
*This is your new chat color.*
*This is your new chat color.*
*This is your new chat color.*
*This is your new chat color.*
*This is your new chat color.*
*This is your new chat color.*
*This is your new chat color.*
[3:41 AM] chilibro: -ba-dum-tss-
[3:41 AM] neon: YOU SAY IT. >:(
[3:41 AM] sparty: heh
*This is your new chat color.*
[3:41 AM] neon: YOU FUCKER
[3:41 AM] neon: >:(
[3:41 AM] sparty: neon: Also Chuck is the greatest person ever
[3:41 AM] neon: HEY!
[3:41 AM] chilibro: Pfft
[3:41 AM] sparty: neon: Ignore me.
[3:41 AM] hilarity: sparty: neon: BITCHES
[3:42 AM] chilibro: neon: PEACHES
[3:42 AM] sparty: hilarity: sparty: neon: hilarity: chuck: etheru: sunny: hydronix: PSC: hilarity: neon:
[3:42 AM] sparty: Pointless running gag!
[3:42 AM] neon: I have nothin'
[3:42 AM] neon: It's 2 AM
[3:43 AM] sparty: So wait is the Neon camo working?
[3:43 AM] chilibro: hold up
[3:43 AM] sparty: Yep. It's working.
[3:43 AM] etheru: I shrug in your direciton
[3:43 AM] chilibro: tf2wiki.net/wiki/Meet_The_Heavy
[3:43 AM] chilibro: There's a transcript there
[3:45 AM] etheru: Got it mang
[3:46 AM] sparty: I'll finish
[3:46 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Team Fortress 2 - Theme song HD.*
[3:46 AM] neon: Meet the Pyro
[3:46 AM] sparty: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
[3:46 AM] neon: There is a song
[3:46 AM] sparty: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[3:46 AM] sparty: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*
[3:46 AM] sparty: That's all I got
[3:46 AM] chuck: *closed the YouTube-video.*
[3:46 AM] etheru: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Meet_the_Medic
[3:47 AM] hilarity: yes
[3:47 AM] sparty: BEEP BEP
[3:48 AM] sparty: CUE MUSIC
[3:48 AM] sparty: vhwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
[3:49 AM] sparty: DOKTOR
[3:49 AM] sparty: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[3:49 AM] sparty: EYE HAFF NO AI DEEAH
[3:49 AM] neon: Speaking of
[3:50 AM] neon: I should go the fuck to sleep
[3:50 AM] neon: Night all
[3:50 AM] hilarity: Night
[3:50 AM] chilibro: Night Neon
[3:50 AM] sparty: The idiots chatter on and on
[3:50 AM] sparty: Holding against the darkness, their keep
[3:50 AM] sparty: God fucking damnit Shane
[3:50 AM] sparty: You're a fucking adult
[3:50 AM] sparty: Go the fuck to sleep!
[3:50 AM] neon: D:
[3:50 AM] neon: Kay......
[3:51 AM] sparty: Night
[3:51 AM] neon left the room.
[3:51 AM] chilibro: *applause*
[3:51 AM] hilarity: APPLESAUCE
[3:51 AM] etheru: Chucktionary
[3:51 AM] hilarity: Sure
[3:51 AM] etheru: : D
[3:51 AM] chilibro: Yes
[3:52 AM] etheru: I'm gettin' kind of tired
[3:52 AM] hilarity: I will get a better mic tomorrow so I can beepbox for you
[3:52 AM] etheru: Sorry
[3:52 AM] sparty: Read the literary works of brokencyde
[3:52 AM] sparty: (just kiddng)
[3:52 AM] chilibro: I don't see why not
[3:52 AM] sparty: (please don't)
[3:52 AM] hilarity: DA BEST THING
[3:52 AM] etheru: Antidisestablishmentarism
[3:52 AM] sparty: ...Screw it
[3:52 AM] sparty: Put it on Hil
[3:52 AM] chilibro: mentarianism*
[3:52 AM] chilibro: Antidisestablishmentarianism
[3:52 AM] hilarity: one second
[3:52 AM] sparty: CHUCK
[3:52 AM] sparty: ETHERU
[3:53 AM] sparty: READY THINE EXCREMENT PORT
[3:53 AM] hilarity: *started a YouTube-video: brokeNCYDE "Freaxxx".*
[3:53 AM] etheru: |:l
[3:53 AM] etheru: Emoticon
[3:53 AM] etheru: This is the most
[3:53 AM] etheru: I don't know
[3:53 AM] etheru: 80s
[3:53 AM] etheru: No wait the 80s had some sort of standards
[3:53 AM] etheru: Myabe
[3:54 AM] etheru: I dunno
[3:54 AM] sparty: They had a MySpace page, apparently
[3:54 AM] etheru: DX
[3:54 AM] sparty: I believe Chuck is now just staring in mute horror
[3:54 AM] sparty: As his mind silently attempts to fathom what should never have been
[3:54 AM] etheru: I think they have rabies guys
[3:54 AM] sparty: Yet exists as a gibbering testament against all that is rational
[3:54 AM] chuck: *closed the YouTube-video.*
[3:54 AM] etheru: Sorry man
[3:54 AM] sparty: ...
[3:54 AM] chilibro: wa wa waaaaaaa
[3:54 AM] sparty: ...My explanation sounds better
[3:55 AM] sparty: HERE CHUCK
[3:55 AM] sparty: HERE COMES A FASTBALL
[3:55 AM] sparty: FASTBALL
[3:55 AM] sparty: YOU MISSED
[3:55 AM] etheru: Peppe
[3:55 AM] chilibro: Antidisestablishmentarianism
[3:55 AM] sparty: STRIKE ONE
[3:55 AM] etheru: *PEPPER
[3:55 AM] sparty: OKAY LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN I'LL THROW ANOTHER ONE
[3:55 AM] sparty: READY?
[3:55 AM] sparty: FASTBALL
[3:55 AM] sparty: YOU MISSED AGAIN
[3:55 AM] sparty: STRIKE TWO
[3:55 AM] hilarity: Canada
[3:55 AM] sparty: YOU ARE REALLY BAD AT THIS
[3:56 AM] sparty: Alright fine I'll do an easier throw this time
[3:56 AM] sparty: ...
[3:56 AM] sparty: That one throw that Christopher Robin makes in that one Winnie the Pooh baseball game!
[3:56 AM] chilibro: -clap, clap, clap-
[3:57 AM] sparty: hrm
[3:57 AM] etheru: Atomizer
[3:57 AM] hilarity: That one thing Sparty did that cost him 10 years in prison
[3:57 AM] sparty: He can't do this
[3:57 AM] sparty: because he liked it
[3:57 AM] chilibro: I don't think that was a suggestion
[3:57 AM] sparty: ;D
[3:57 AM] sparty: ;DDDDD
[3:58 AM] chilibro: ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[3:58 AM] etheru: Ow
[3:58 AM] sparty: I will rip out my brain
[3:58 AM] sparty: And beat you to death with it
[3:58 AM] hilarity: THE NOSEBONE'S CONNECTED TO THE BRAIN BONE
[3:58 AM] sparty: Then promptly die because I tore out my brain
[3:58 AM] chilibro: I can do it as many times as I want because I live in Texas
[3:58 AM] sparty: SUICIDE BLACK
[3:58 AM] sparty: I'LL WIN
[3:58 AM] sparty: EVEN IF I HAVE TO LOSE!
[3:58 AM] chilibro: ;D;D;D;D
[3:58 AM] hilarity: SUICIDE WHITE
[3:58 AM] hilarity: FUCK MAINSTREAM MAGICKS
[3:58 AM] sparty: BURN BLUE
[3:59 AM] sparty: Am I rebel enough yet?
[3:59 AM] sparty: ?
[3:59 AM] etheru: Sure
[4:00 AM] chilibro: Hm
[4:00 AM] chilibro: The Edit Banned/Suspended thread
[4:00 AM] sparty: Do it.
[4:00 AM] sparty: DO IT.
[4:00 AM] sparty: You're doing it.
[4:00 AM] hilarity: you makin it hapun
[4:01 AM] sparty: test
[4:01 AM] hilarity: Canadian
[4:01 AM] chilibro: Pakistandian
[4:01 AM] sparty: Germbritmericanlish
[4:01 AM] etheru: Welp heading to bed sorry
[4:01 AM] etheru: Night
[4:01 AM] chilibro: Gnight Eth
[4:01 AM] hilarity: night ethdawg
[4:01 AM] chuck: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5cma6iojg5o27puhulc24sje
[4:02 AM] sparty: ZERO
[4:02 AM] hilarity: BLASTOFFSP
[4:02 AM] etheru left the room.
[4:03 AM] sparty: HA
[4:03 AM] sparty: HA
[4:03 AM] sparty: HA
*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*
[4:03 AM] chilibro: I'm laughing in an Indian accent
[4:03 AM] hilarity: H TO THE A
[4:03 AM] hilarity: MOTHERFUCKERS
[4:03 AM] sparty: CANNED LAUGHTER
*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*
[4:03 AM] sparty: Robotese
[4:03 AM] chilibro: The first post by Fast Eddie is just the top thing again
[4:03 AM] hilarity: Spanish
[4:03 AM] chilibro: I think you can skip down
[4:03 AM] chilibro: Japanese
[4:05 AM] sparty: Do an imitation Mexican accent
[4:05 AM] sparty:
[4:05 AM] chilibro: Do Bender
[4:05 AM] sparty: *Imitation* Mexican
[4:05 AM] sparty: Close enough
[4:05 AM] chilibro: That works
[4:06 AM] chilibro: Dracula
[4:06 AM] chilibro: That sounded like Dracula
[4:06 AM] chilibro: Near the end
[4:06 AM] hilarity: IT' A ME, CHUCKIO
[4:07 AM] sparty: https://twitter.com/ME3rejects - This seems fairly niche
[4:07 AM] sparty: it would only make sense to Mass Effect fans
[4:08 AM] sparty: Skip the OoC posts
[4:09 AM] sparty: Oh god dammit
[4:09 AM] sparty: Where the fuck is the cable
[4:09 AM] sparty: Someone help me find the cable
[4:10 AM] chilibro: I think I forgot to pack it
[4:10 AM] sparty: ...And an outlet
[4:10 AM] chilibro: Shit
[4:10 AM] sparty: Dammit
[4:10 AM] sparty: Now we can't recharge Chuck
[4:10 AM] sparty: and he's defaulting to evil laughter mode
[4:10 AM] chilibro: I guess we need to do something like Toy Story 3
[4:10 AM] chilibro: Reset him
[4:10 AM] sparty: which isn't all that dangerous but is really annoying after twelve hours nonstop
[4:10 AM] sparty: How does is can rset
[4:10 AM] chilibro: Push the button on the back of his neck
[4:10 AM] chilibro: Duh
[4:11 AM] hilarity: More Brokencyde is the only cure
[4:11 AM] sparty: Hey look
[4:11 AM] sparty: He recharged
[4:11 AM] sparty: You know what we can force him to charge the rest of the way
[4:11 AM] chilibro: It was the mention of having his buttons pushed
[4:11 AM] chilibro: That charges ANYBODY up
[4:11 AM] chilibro: ;D
[4:11 AM] sparty: Play it from where it left off
[4:11 AM] sparty: I see your joke and I parry with this
[4:11 AM] sparty: ahem
[4:11 AM] sparty: SEXUAL COMMENT THAT INVOLVES CHUCK
[4:12 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Regular Show Oooooh!.*
[4:12 AM] sparty: And neither did yours, Chuck
[4:12 AM] sparty: if what she told me of that night was true
[4:12 AM] chilibro: *closed the YouTube-video.*
[4:13 AM] sparty: Oh.
[4:13 AM] sparty: oh god
[4:13 AM] sparty: oh wow
[4:13 AM] sparty: :|
[4:13 AM] chilibro: Im really good at that game
[4:14 AM] sparty: Yo momma's so bad she made Right Guard turn left
[4:14 AM] hilarity: Yo mother is so fat that she is morbidly obese and needs to make dramatic lifestyle change
[4:14 AM] hilarity: s
[4:15 AM] sparty: The test results are back, and we have dire news.
[4:15 AM] sparty: Your mother scored a three on the IQ test.
[4:15 AM] sparty: I'm sorry.
[4:15 AM] sparty: Yo momma stupid.
[4:15 AM] chilibro: -claps-
[4:16 AM] sparty: Unlike your mother
[4:16 AM] sparty: The Boeing will actually stay afloat
[4:16 AM] hilarity: Yo momma's such a bitch that she gave birth to Joffrey after doing her brother
[4:16 AM] sparty: Yo momma so fat
[4:17 AM] sparty: when she sat on the Iron Throne
[4:17 AM] sparty: she died
[4:17 AM] chilibro: *started a YouTube-video: Game of Thrones The Rains Of Castamere (Lannister Song Extended).*
[4:17 AM] chilibro: I SHOW MY ALLEGIENCE
[4:17 AM] hilarity: YO MOMMA CAN DO AS SHE LIKES
[4:17 AM] sparty: The Lannisters send their regards.
[4:17 AM] hilarity: I MEAN THE KING
[4:17 AM] sparty: *stabs Chuck*
[4:17 AM] hilarity: WHATEVER
[4:17 AM] hilarity: FUCK YO STARKS
[4:17 AM] chilibro: WALDER OPRAH
[4:17 AM] sparty: Oh god
[4:17 AM] sparty: I feel like making a joke
[4:17 AM] sparty: But I still want to keep some dignity
[4:17 AM] chilibro: Sparty
[4:17 AM] chilibro: The SECOnd
[4:17 AM] chilibro: THE SECOND
[4:18 AM] chilibro: You entered this chat
[4:18 AM] sparty: Lothar Frey: Abortions On The Cheap!
[4:18 AM] chilibro: You gave up your dignityu
[4:18 AM] chilibro: ...
[4:18 AM] chilibro: I'
[4:18 AM] chilibro: did you just
[4:18 AM] sparty: Yes.
[4:18 AM] sparty: I am a fucking asshole.
[4:18 AM] chilibro: you didn't
[4:18 AM] sparty: Frey is the dude who stabbed Talisa
[4:18 AM] sparty: In the uterus
[4:18 AM] chilibro: Rob Stark's wife got stabbed in the stomach
[4:18 AM] chilibro: Multiple times
[4:18 AM] hilarity: He ordered the stabbing
[4:18 AM] chilibro: (I've forgotten most of the names by now)
[4:19 AM] hilarity: He is too much of a LIL BEACH to do it himself
[4:19 AM] chuck: Ooooh okay
[4:19 AM] sparty: What would be worse
[4:19 AM] chuck: I didn't know who Lothar was, I only remembered Walder
[4:19 AM] sparty: Being locked in a room with King Sombra and no weapons for 24 hours
[4:19 AM] hilarity: WHERE'S WALDO-ER
[4:19 AM] chuck: Sombra?
[4:19 AM] sparty: Or getting the results of a paternity test which says Joffrey is your father
[4:20 AM] sparty: He was the Season 3 opening villain, the dude with glowing eyes who said nothing but
[4:20 AM] sparty: "CRYSTALLLLLS"
[4:20 AM] sparty: and "SLAAAAAVES"
[4:20 AM] hilarity: Being locked in a room with Ramsay for 24 hours
[4:20 AM] sparty: (I wish I was making this up, btw)
[4:20 AM] sparty: ("Crystals" and "Slaves" is literally the entirety of his vocabulary)
[4:20 AM] chilibro: Wow Chuck
[4:20 AM] chilibro: You have the Youtube videos turned up really loud
[4:20 AM] chilibro: O_o
[4:21 AM] sparty: MAXIMUM VOLUME
[4:21 AM] chilibro: >_>
[4:21 AM] chilibro: <_<
[4:21 AM] chilibro: Did it for you
[4:21 AM] hilarity: MAXIMUM
[4:21 AM] sparty: >_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>
[4:21 AM] sparty: mkay
[4:21 AM] hilarity: OKEY DOKILEES
[4:22 AM] sparty: Chuck
[4:22 AM] sparty: You have earned the sound of one hand clapping
[4:22 AM] chilibro: one hand fapping*
[4:22 AM] sparty: one hand tapping**
[4:22 AM] chilibro: one hand slapping***
[4:22 AM] sparty: one hand mapping****
[4:23 AM] chilibro: one hand zapping*****
[4:23 AM] sparty: one hand flapping******
[4:23 AM] chilibro: one hand luckitylapping*
[4:23 AM] hilarity: TWO HANDS CRAPPING
[4:23 AM] chilibro: *********
[4:23 AM] sparty: Five hands playing a game of poker
[4:23 AM] sparty: \************^seventy billion
[4:24 AM] chilibro: WOOP THERE IT IS
[4:24 AM] sparty: WOO-
[4:24 AM] chilibro: Oh shut up
[4:24 AM] sparty: ..
[4:24 AM] sparty: ...There it ain't.
[4:24 AM] chilibro: Everyone do it
[4:24 AM] chilibro: WOOP THERE IT IS
[4:24 AM] sparty: SI TI EREHT POOW
[4:24 AM] hilarity: COME ON AND JAM, AND WELCOME TO THE SLAM
[4:24 AM] chilibro: HEY FUCK YOU
[4:24 AM] sparty: SLAM JAM JAM JAM JAM SLAM JAM SLAM JAM BASKETBALL
[4:25 AM] sparty: I should probably go to bed
[4:25 AM] sparty: before Chill gets so pissed off
[4:25 AM] hilarity: JOME AND BASEBALL COURTS SLAM
[4:25 AM] sparty: that he gains the ability to punch me in the face
[4:25 AM] sparty: over the internet
[4:25 AM] sparty: through Chuck's speakers
[4:25 AM] hilarity: TURN UP DA BASS
[4:25 AM] chilibro: ITS TIME TO SPACE JAM
[4:25 AM] chilibro: D-D-D-D-D-DDDDDDROP THE BASS
[4:25 AM] sparty: DO IT SKRILL
[4:25 AM] chilibro: YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD
[4:26 AM] sparty: BUT NOT TOO HARD
[4:26 AM] chilibro: WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWUBWUBWUBWUBWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[4:26 AM] sparty: Space Jam 2013
[4:26 AM] hilarity: WATCH ME JAM DAT ASS WITH MY SPACE
[4:26 AM] sparty: SPACE JAM
[4:26 AM] chilibro: WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUWBUUUUUUB
[4:26 AM] sparty: IT'S JAM MADE OF SPACE
[4:26 AM] chilibro: WUB
[4:26 AM] hilarity: SPACE JAM ALL OVER YO FACE
[4:26 AM] sparty: I AM EXTREMELY SLEEP-DEPRIVED
[4:26 AM] chilibro: BARKLEY'S SHUT UP AND SPACE JAM
[4:26 AM] sparty: ...
[4:26 AM] chilibro: Each other.
[4:26 AM] sparty: That actually sounds like a good idea
[4:26 AM] chilibro: We did each other.
[4:26 AM] sparty: oh wow
[4:26 AM] sparty: that is
[4:26 AM] chilibro: You missed out, Chuck.
[4:26 AM] hilarity: BARKLEY' SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE
[4:27 AM] sparty: the absolute worst timing
[4:27 AM] chilibro: I think you mean best.
[4:27 AM] sparty: CHARLES BARKLEY HAS ANGER ISSUES
[4:27 AM] sparty: Aye
[4:27 AM] hilarity: NEONONEONE WHUR R U
[4:27 AM] chilibro: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[4:27 AM] sparty: FUCK
[4:27 AM] chilibro: aw
[4:27 AM] sparty: Couldn't copy it all
[4:27 AM] hilarity: OK
[4:27 AM] sparty: gotta start again
[4:28 AM] chilibro: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[4:28 AM] chilibro: .
[4:28 AM] chilibro: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[4:28 AM] chilibro: bah
[4:28 AM] chilibro: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[4:28 AM] hilarity: I'M GOING TO LEAVE BEFORE I SHIT MY PANTS

New from one Chili Bro: I Broke The Chatbox!

[13:37:07] @ Temporary Spart : Kanye Vest is a play on words.
[13:37:08] Chilifro joined the chat on Fri 19 Jul 2013 - 13:37
[13:37:08] Chilifro : This is just too much for me to Kanye Digest
[13:37:08] Chilifro has been kicked by Etheru
[13:37:10] @ Temporary Spart : A play on words is treason.
[13:37:15] @ Temporary Spart : Treason is punishable by death.
[13:37:17] Chilifro : I CHEAT THE SYSTEM
[13:37:18] @ Temporary Spart : Have a nice daycycle.
[13:37:20] Chilifro : AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUUUUUND
[13:37:21] @ Temporary Spart : waitwhat
[13:37:23] BLOOD WHISTLE has been kicked by Etheru
[13:37:25] @ Etheru : Wait
[13:37:25] @ Temporary Spart : WHAT

[Excerpt]

(Etheru gets on broadcast while Chuck is on broadcast.)

Lechuck: No.

(Etheru immediately gets off.)

NOTE: FOLLOWING TRANSCRIPT FOUND FROM WRECKAGE OF HOME IN SETTLEMENT LJ-432, FORMERLY "TEXAS"

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[15:56:20] Chilifro : I have hot dogs
[15:56:22] Chilifro : I am prepared for the winter
[15:56:45] Joey JoJo Shabadoo has been disconnected on Sun 4 Aug 2013 - 15:56 (session timeout)
[15:56:53] Hilarity joined the chat on Sun 4 Aug 2013 - 15:56
[15:56:57] Neon : lolwut?
[15:57:18] Chilifro : I have hot dogs
[15:57:20] Chilifro : Three of them
[15:57:27] Chilifro : They shall sustain me for the winter
[15:57:35] Chilifro : ...or the next twenty or so minutes
[15:57:36] Chilifro : Whichever
[15:57:42] Neon : Sure, mate. XD
[15:57:49] Hilarity : You can kill a man with three hot dogs
[15:58:16] Chilifro : I now only have two hot dogs
[15:58:18] @ The Herald of Failure : I can cause a limp with my hot dog
[15:58:21] Chilifro : My supplies are not being rationed as well as I had hoped
[16:00:09] Chilifro : Day 54:
[16:00:13] Chilifro : We are almost out of hot dogs
[16:00:14] Chilifro : Send help
[16:00:28] Wren + 329 : Hm.
[16:01:07] Chilifro : Day 56:
[16:01:15] Chilifro : Disregard last message
[16:01:20] Chilifro : Found that companions make good hot dogs
[16:02:01] Chilifro : Day 57
[16:02:05] Chilifro : Aaaaaaand out of hot dogs again

Sunimca: WHAT
Sunimca: THE
Sunimca: FUCK
Etheru mod: I don't know Sunny.
NuclearKoala: It's baby time
Raidou21: TOTALLY WORTH SITTING THROUGH FOR THAT REACTION OF YOURS, SUN XD

[22:30:34] Kris : Oh god, Uboa... I don't even know how that'd work.

[22:30:47] Neon : .

[22:30:56] arcadiarika : .

[22:31:02] Kris : ...Um, Urotsuki is from... Which game? I think it's Yume Nishi, but...

[22:32:42] arcadiarika : .

[22:32:45] Kris : ...I lol'd at one part in particular for Lolguy's character sheet in WAOAA.

[22:32:54] Neon : ?

[22:33:05] Kris : >Can cut a 3cm tree with her scythe

[22:33:13] Kris : >3cm tree

[22:33:28] Kris : Might wanna check those measurements again.

[22:33:32] @ Etheru : Yume 2kki.

[22:33:48] Kris : ...Really? I thought that was someone else...

[22:33:57] Neon : pffffft

[22:34:04] Hilarity : For all we know the RWBYverse could be like pikmin

[22:34:14] Hilarity : Ruby is a near microscopic organism or something

[22:34:15] Kris : ...Hil, that would be really awesome.

[22:34:58] Kris : And it fits, because of the giant snake and scorpian... Though, wouldn't explain why the bear is so relatively small, then...

hilarity: Well, this looks miles beter than the 06 fight certainly
[7:16 PM] raidou: Literally
[7:16 PM] etheru: From what I've heard, it is.
[7:16 PM] raidou: Look at all that road he's running on