Ask the Archdemon Keepers of the Seals

For all of those with questions about the Ashborn Hell, the Ashborn One or just the Keepers themselves. Ba'al (Keeper of the Seal of Earth), Asmodeus (Keeper of the Seal of Fire), Leviathan (Keeper of the Seal of Water) and Lilith (former Keeper of the Seal of Air, but betrayed them and was killed) are standing by to reply to your questions. Since I have not cleared this with Ozbourne yet, you can not send in questions to Ozbourne/Gina, the new Keeper of the Seal of Air.

So...anyone want to know anything?

We are living our lives
Abound with so much information
Come on, let go of the remote
Don't you know you're letting all the junk flood in?

Ba'al: ...I'm sorry?

Leviathan: I think it is a song or poem of some sort.

Asmodeus: But I do not have a remote? What then?

Do not ask me; I'm not the one letting detritus float in.

Excuse me, but could you perhaps rephrase that?

We are living our lives
Abound with so much information
Come on, let go of the remote
Don't you know you're letting all the junk flood in?

When you gonna get off your butts and stop letting all these demons under you run amok and shit, bros? That ain't cool. For serious, my town's been fogging up like a bitch and there's crazy murders happening, and I know demons is responsible, broski.

Hug?

While I sympathize with your troubles, I can assure that the demons that have been causing you trouble are definitely not "our" demons. Inter-dimensional travel is very closely monitored, and we always follow up on those who want to live in a different world.

Sure! *hugs*

Q: Who can build the better house, Ba'al or Sapphire Flame?

A: Ba'al. No question.

A: Ahah, you flatter me, Leviathan. Some of my houses are indeed very popular, but they are also very special works of stone-forming. Making a mansion or grand hall takes me several months, and when it is done, it is only the stonework that is done. My powers over earth does not extend to forming wood, only cultivating the soil itself. So that part I have to leave to plant magicians and carpenters.

A: Yeah, but no one can sculpt stone like you, Ba'al, which extends to your buildings. Your most impressive houses and mansions are made out of pure stone, but are as homely and comfortable as any similar house in wood or bricks. But, of course, if they don't want stone then they're better off with master Sapphire.

Loot?

Loot?

Spoils of war or the ill-gotten gains of criminal activity.

I do not have any, then. It has been a long time since the last war.

Me neither. I care little for material possessions.

Here, child. *gives a large necklace in solid gold*

...wait, what?

L-Leviathan? Where did you get that?

Picked it up on my latest journey, after I eradicated a gang of brigands. The nearby villages insisted that I take something as a reward. But it is too difficult to fight while wearing that cumbersome piece, so I don't need it.