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    arcadiarika

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    The Derp Chronicles: Sex in the Whateververse

    Post by arcadiarika on Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:23 am

    Once upon a time, Bewbs McBewbs was travelling with a merry band of people who seemed to be quite cool with the world. Until she said, "HAY GAIZ CHECK OUT MAH BEWBS!", and she insulted quite a few wemmens. A slap later, Bewbs was whining, "WHY DID YOU SLAP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!?!?!?!?!" and wanted to sew 'em. She then exploded along with some guy with a Pinecone that no one gives to shits about, and everybody's happy.

    Then Derpaderp arrived and screamed, in all of his Large Ham glory, "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YU KANT DEFEAT ME I WILL TAKE OVER ALL DA FUCKIVERSES". Normally, this would have been the end of our story, but then the group shouted, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!".

    And so their epic journey began.

    Later, they picked up a young woman who claims to be the Red Ranger from an incarnation no one cares about. Or Sentai Warrior. Or one of those obscure Kamen Riders that just isn't like the Masked Rider, but still quite bad. She whines, "I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS! ;__;" to every single damn thing they do. Which was fighting, for some reason. And some sex was thrown in.

    ...then an otherworldly person stops them in their tracks, attacking them for some things he didn't like about them. Sex seemed to be a major reason, but there were also some petty stuff. Then he shouted, "YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NEED TWO SENTENCES UP IN THIS BIATCH!", but they didn't care as they one-shotted him, anyway.

    Finally, they get to Derpaderp after a long journey. Turned out that he became triggerhappy and shot everything in sight--buildings, people, even the cute puppy down a street. Dismayed by the cruel act, they pondered what to do.

    ...oh wait. The whining bitch cried in front of the Derpaderp, and the Wangst was so powerful, not only did it explode, but all other bad guys. And herself. But that's okay, because she was annoying, anyway.

    And so the good guys partied and fell in love until some jackass came and said "LOL YOU DISPHITS AINT HROES U GAIZ SUCK". Then they killed him. And all was right with the world.

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