Traveling Avatars Retreat

Okay so there is this place, you know? It is kinda in a wilderness area and it totally is the bestest retreat. Honest! It is in the middle of a place where a bunch of different enviroments meet, so it is right next to plains and mountains and snow and the beach and a jungle and a forest and a desert and the place has the best dessert too!

Anyway, you pretty much found it, with it's hotel and ponds and a bathing area and a few places to eat, depending on your tastes. You can find out more as you explore! (AKA go make shit up about it yourself. Er... that sounded mean.)

-Mitch looks left, then right. He squints, then enters the hotel.-

Mitch: Uh... is there any passes or money in any way, shape, or form needed to stay here?

Yanmie looks up from her bowl of food she was enthusiastically eating, "I dun think so. I've been staying here for a bit now and I haven't had to exchange services or anything!"

Mitch looked at her. "Sweet".

He moved off to find a firing range or gaming room.

This place totally has both. The firing range is a bit aways from the hotel, to not bother guests, while there is a game room near where Yanmie is eating, "I shware thish plash is the besht," Yanmie says to him with her mouth full.

-Mitch finds the targeting range. Taking the SC-3000 off his back, he unloads a mag down-range.-

A bizarrely-dressed boy arrives at the resort.

"Hey, is this where they're holding the Duel Monsters tournament? The guy running it threatened my friends if I didn't enter, and the cops aren't good enough at Duel Monsters to arrest him!"

*A troll girl arrives*

8luh, where aaaaaaaam I? I don't think this is where that g8 was supposed to go........

"Hey, a total stranger! Let's play some Duel Monsters!"

The strange boy brandishes a deck of cards, stored inside some sort of strange bracer.

"What the heck's Fidusspawn? This is Duel Monsters! Don't try to say you can't afford it, not after those government subsidies were passed!"

"Lame?! There's a billionaire threatening to kill my friends if I don't enter his tournament! What could be more serious than that?!"

"What is FLARP, anyway? I've never heard of it."

Jack, or Bec Noir as he was currently known, entered. He was a bit murdered out for the moment and figured he could use a vacation. That, and like the Dignitary said, it's hard to rule over everyone if they're all dead. He takes special notice of the troll girl, making a note to himself to keep an eye on her considering he had decimated their session not too long ago.

How can you have never heard of FLARP? It's only the 8est roleplaying game ever!!!!!!!!

*Vriska goes into a rather lengthy description of the rules of FLARP*

"Wow, I didn't even know there were popular games besides Duel Monsters. Pretty much everyone in the world plays Duel Monsters, there's even a television channel that does nothing but air footage of duels."

Wow, that sounds pretty 8oring.

I'm going to see if there's anything coooooool to do around here.

*Yeah, Vriska's noticed 8ec Noir, 8ut she's w8ing for the right time to go up against him, since she figures she is awesome enough to 8e a8le to kill him*

It would be all to easy for Jack to simply shoa her his stabs. In fact, there was little stopping him from- wait, is that dog food? Yes, there was indeed a dog eating dogfood somewhere around the premises for some reason. Jack quickly ran over and punched the dog in the snout to establish superiority and began devouring it hastily.

"Why does this have to be so goddamn delicious?"

The world may never know.