President Mitt Romney sat upon his throne made out of baby skulls, gazing outside the Oval Office and into the hellish inferno that was once America.
"The unemployment rate has dropped down to zero percent," Romney mused to himself. "Take THAT, Obama!"
"You know," one of his advisors quipped, "that might have something to do with the fact that all of the unemployed people died after you enacted the 'fuck it, let's just bomb everyone that's making less than a billion a year' plan. I'm just going to point that out."
"What of it?" Romney replied. "Blowing up the shit out of your problems is the only AMURRIKAN way to do things, you goddamn communist."
And so the greatest presidency in history had begun.
"The unemployment rate has dropped down to zero percent," Romney mused to himself. "Take THAT, Obama!"
"You know," one of his advisors quipped, "that might have something to do with the fact that all of the unemployed people died after you enacted the 'fuck it, let's just bomb everyone that's making less than a billion a year' plan. I'm just going to point that out."
"What of it?" Romney replied. "Blowing up the shit out of your problems is the only AMURRIKAN way to do things, you goddamn communist."
And so the greatest presidency in history had begun.