[18:18:25 24/02/12] @ Wren : As I said, I'm not heartless..
[18:19:13 24/02/12] Goo Goo Dolls : But I am..
[18:20:03 24/02/12] @ Wren : That was a given..
[18:20:14 24/02/12] Truly Madly Deeply : YES.
[18:20:22 24/02/12] @ Wren : Which means you're worse than BRO1 by a considerable margin. :P.
[18:20:37 24/02/12] Truly Madly Deeply : MY EMPRESS.
[18:20:43 24/02/12] @ Wren : I mean, he IS a jerk...but he does mean well most of the time....
[18:20:47 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : OH HAI..
[18:20:50 24/02/12] @ Ess Eff : ..
[18:20:56 24/02/12] * Truly Madly Deeply hoof in the air.
[18:21:00 24/02/12] * Wren blinks at SOC(K)..
[18:21:09 24/02/12] @ Wren : ...I do not appove..
[18:21:13 24/02/12] @ Wren : ^approve..
[18:21:17 24/02/12] Truly Madly Deeply : Wait, I've never been sure..
[18:21:24 24/02/12] Truly Madly Deeply : Are you an actual brony Hil?.
[18:21:28 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : WHUTCHU LURN BOUT FREENDSHEEP TODAY, TWULUGHT SPRINKLES.
[18:21:34 24/02/12] * Truly Madly Deeply awaits sarcastic answer.
[18:21:55 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : I've been called a lot of things in my lifetime.
[18:22:04 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Some have called me a revolutionary.
[18:22:09 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Today I've learned that Fluttershy has the power to mind rape DRAGONS.
[18:22:12 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : Well, I learned that freendsheep are the most endangered kind of sheep..
[18:22:14 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Others, a criminal.
[18:22:18 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Needless to say I will not be fucking with her in the near future.
[18:22:25 24/02/12] Rood : Dragons are just an animal to her. :P.
[18:22:28 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : But I simply am... batman..
[18:22:36 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : FUCK YOU.
[18:22:38 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : SPIDERMAN.
[18:22:44 24/02/12] @ Wren : ....
[18:22:45 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : MY LORD, I HAVE LEARNED THAT TH BEST FRIENDS ARE.
[18:22:46 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD.
[18:22:56 24/02/12] @ Wren : ...FRIENDSHIP IS NOT MAGIC!.
[18:22:57 24/02/12] @ Luna : .,.
[18:22:58 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : THE BATMAN.
[18:23:11 24/02/12] Rood : You're right, elements are magic. :D.
[18:23:11 24/02/12] @ Wren : YOU CAN'T TURN PEOPLE INTO FROGS WITH FRIENDSHIP.
[18:23:13 24/02/12] @ Sunnyko : XD.
[18:23:20 24/02/12] @ Ess Eff : FRIENDSHIP IS SCIENCE OBVIOUSLY.
[18:23:30 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : THIS IS BULLSHIT.
[18:23:32 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : YOU CAN'T GROUND SPIDERMAN.
[18:23:40 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Dear Overlord Celestia.
[18:23:51 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Today I learned the exact chemical formula for friendship..
[18:23:54 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : You can't turn people into frogs with fire or ice spells either..
[18:23:56 24/02/12] @ Wren : LIES! FRIENDSHIP IS A MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO OR MORE PEOPLE WHO WILL LOOK OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER..
[18:24:00 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : VERY GOOD TWITLIGHT SPRANKLES..
[18:24:34 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Take 2 moles stupidity, 2 liters worth of human being, and mix devoid of the presence of air..
[18:24:56 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : But what school would friendship be in? Abjuration?.
[18:25:09 24/02/12] Rood : w/b.
[18:25:13 24/02/12] * Rood glomps Neon.
[18:25:14 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : MAYBE IF I WEAR THIS SHIRT NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO TELL I'M SPIDERMAN.
[18:25:14 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : The resulting explosion may result in a rapid exothermic release..
[18:25:16 24/02/12] Rood : Knock Knock..
[18:25:20 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : You forgot the most important ingredient: the blood of innocents..
[18:25:33 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : But madame, that creates love..
[18:25:38 24/02/12] @ Wren : Pfft....
[18:25:41 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Or religion..
[18:25:45 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : *the door falls over*.
[18:25:53 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : I forget which..
[18:26:01 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : *as does the house*.
[18:26:04 24/02/12] @ Wren : LOVE? DO YOU WANT TO SUMMON THAT DITZ OF AN ANGEL HERE?!.
[18:26:09 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Clearly you aren't doublethinking correctly.
[18:26:18 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : SMOKEY THE BEAR IS GOING TO STRANGLE ME.
[18:26:29 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : But my lordess, I triplethunk. And I did maths./.
[18:26:32 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Many maths..
[18:26:54 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Okay.
[18:27:02 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : I'm going to start being logically insane now.
[18:27:08 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : lol books.
[18:27:22 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : I guess I forgot to burn those.
[18:27:35 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Why do we still teach maths.
[18:27:37 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Use flamethrowers.
[18:27:41 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Ignorance is Strength.
[18:27:42 24/02/12] @ Wren : >:\.
[18:27:51 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Yes my comMANEder..
[18:27:55 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Freedom is slavery.
[18:28:00 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Friendship is Magic.
[18:28:01 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : I shall set fire to my own house post haste..
[18:28:03 24/02/12] deathpigeon : @Blanca: It creates both..
[18:28:04 24/02/12] @ Wren : FUS....
[18:28:13 24/02/12] * Rood was totally talk to Neon.
[18:28:16 24/02/12] deathpigeon : Really, it depends on the innocents you use..
[18:28:17 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Very good, Twilight..
[18:28:20 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Fire is Kindness, right?.
[18:28:27 24/02/12] @ Neon : What?.
[18:28:34 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : War is Peace?.
[18:28:46 24/02/12] @ Luna : .,.
[18:28:59 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : DO RAH FUS.
[18:29:12 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : YOU FOOL.
[18:29:13 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Yes, it is. I scorch the earth with kindness..
[18:29:17 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE.
[18:29:22 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : And Guns are Delicious, Sparty..
[18:29:42 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : How do you know this.
[18:29:47 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : WELCOME TO PONYVILLE. WE'VE GOT FRIENDS AND DEATH.
[18:30:01 24/02/12] Rood : @Neon: Knock Knock..
[18:30:02 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Oh Sparty Sparty. I study..
[18:30:04 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : COME FOR THE FRIENDSHIP.
[18:30:06 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : STAY FOR THE VIOLENCE.
[18:30:12 24/02/12] @ Wren : NOOOOOOOO-.
[18:30:13 24/02/12] @ Neon : I read that already..
[18:30:18 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : DIE FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
[18:30:31 24/02/12] @ Wren : George: *appears* ...Who's dying now?.
[18:30:37 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : *all the doors fall over*.
[18:30:38 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Uh, last I checked studying does not tell you something's taste like tasting something does.
[18:30:39 24/02/12] Rood : But you didn't answer!.
[18:30:55 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Obviously Katsuun is dying..
[18:31:12 24/02/12] * Neon isn't in the mood for jokes. Sorry..
[18:31:18 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : So when is our satanic alicorn overlord going to start firing people out of a cannon to the moon.
[18:31:32 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : But Sparty. Even ponies need to eat..
[18:31:43 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Then why eat guns?.
[18:31:45 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : When the moon and the stars are aligned right..
[18:31:47 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : She'll stop..
[18:31:53 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : No.
[18:31:57 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : That's not when she'll start or stop.
[18:31:59 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : Until then she's firing that cannon 24.5/7.2.
[18:32:04 24/02/12] @ Wren : George: *shrugs and melts into a pool of blood*.
[18:32:13 24/02/12] Rood : Aww....
[18:32:16 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : That's when the Nightmare is going to come out of the Moon and start the Era Of Ten Hundred Thousand Wars.
[18:32:20 24/02/12] * Rood hugs Neon.
[18:32:25 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : What else could I eat? Plants? Animals? That's weak..
[18:32:26 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Are you implying people SHOULDN'T be shot to the moon?.
[18:32:37 24/02/12] @ Wren : Yes..
[18:32:46 24/02/12] Super Neurotic Twilight : No my lady, I am implying that they should be shot at your leisure..
[18:32:46 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : It builds character. Ask my sister..
[18:33:04 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : Don't shoot ponies to the moon! Oterwise Luna might get the chance to make <i>friends</i>.
[18:33:11 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : She went insane.
[18:33:19 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : And then tried to destroy the planet and kill everything on it via eternal night.
[18:33:28 24/02/12] deathpigeon : ~.
[18:33:32 24/02/12] Super Scared Luna : Can I please come back now, pretty please?.
[18:33:37 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : And mother of fuck she's right behind me isn't she?.
[18:34:10 24/02/12] @ Wren : ...ARM YOURSELVES WE GO TO BATTLE TO STOP THE MADNES-.
[18:34:15 24/02/12] Super Scared Luna : I'm just a little girl!.
[18:34:21 24/02/12] * Wren coughs..
[18:34:23 24/02/12] deathpigeon :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY.[18:34:27 24/02/12] Super Scared Luna : Well I guess I'm a millennium something old, but still!.
[18:34:34 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Don't worry woona.
[18:34:37 24/02/12] Rood : Um, Neon, we left the College a while ago. We're in another Town..
[18:34:45 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : In another thousand years you'll be an unstoppable monster who wants vengeance against your sister.
[18:34:50 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : lul.
[18:34:52 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Sweet dreams.
[18:35:00 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : u become a goff.
[18:35:11 24/02/12] Super Scared Luna : I just wants to be loved!.
[18:35:14 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : OH HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK SHE'S BECOMING ENOBY.
[18:35:15 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : QUICK.
[18:35:15 24/02/12] @ Luna : .,.
[18:35:16 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : SUN.
[18:35:20 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : TOSS ME THE MURDERBRAWL CHAINSAW.
[18:35:25 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : ITS THE ONLY WAY TO FIX THIS.
[18:35:27 24/02/12] Super Scared Luna : plzkthnksbye.
[18:35:44 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : shuft the truck up you prep.
[18:35:57 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : I CAN'T SHIFT THE TRUCK UP.
[18:36:01 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : IT'S ALREADY AT MAXIMUM GEAR.
[18:36:04 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : AND OVER.
[18:36:07 24/02/12] @ Ess Eff : WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?.
[18:36:17 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : it was......................................
[18:36:18 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : GET A BETTER TRUCK.
[18:36:20 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : ............................................
[18:36:24 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : .......................................................................
[18:36:25 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : PINKIE PIE.
[18:36:29 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : FUCK YO TRUCK.
[18:36:49 24/02/12] * Wren shrugs and drinks some bubble-gum flavored milk..
[18:36:51 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : IMMA GO TO LUDICROUS SPEED.
[18:37:12 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : NO.
[18:37:14 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : EVEN WORSE.
[18:37:15 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : fasten your seatbelts!.
[18:37:17 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : I MUST DO THE IMPOSSIBLE AND HIT.
[18:37:18 24/02/12] @ Neon : ..
[18:37:19 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : LUDACRIS SPEED.
[18:37:39 24/02/12] @ Wren : ...Right, that's better. *tosses Sparty a MANSALUGHTERRUMBLE DUAL CHAINSAW..
[18:37:42 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : Because Ludacris was like baby baby baby oh.
[18:37:44 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : LUDACRIS FT LIL WAYNE.
[18:37:46 24/02/12] @ Sunnyko : Ohh god.
[18:37:48 24/02/12] @ Wren : Use it wisely..
[18:37:52 24/02/12] @ Sunnyko : were all going to die!.
[18:37:52 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : Anyways, GIMMIE THAT MILK BITCH.
[18:37:55 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : THE NEW HIT SINGLE OF THE YEAR.
[18:38:02 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Sun: So have fun.
[18:38:02 24/02/12] * Super Hyper Pinkie drink milk from Wren.
[18:38:20 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : LUDACRIS SPEED.
[18:38:25 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[18:38:26 24/02/12] @ Wren : ...You want the milk?! YOU CAN'T HA- *smashes the glass on SHP's head*.
[18:38:28 24/02/12] @ Wren : YOU FOOL!.
[18:38:41 24/02/12] * Freelance Mercenary mashes the pedal of the truck.
[18:39:01 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : Ludacris ft. Lil Wayne, Snoop Dogg, Tyga, Wacka Flocka, and Soulja Boy..
[18:39:06 24/02/12] @ Wren : I HOPE YOU ENJOY DYING A PAINFUL DEATH BY INFLATING WITH AIR AND EXPLODING BECAUSE THE DRINK DOESN'T GO WELL WITH NON-HUMAN DNA!.
[18:39:19 24/02/12] * Wren whimpers a little..
[18:39:24 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : YO DAWG I HERD U LIEK RAP.
[18:39:35 24/02/12] * Freelance Mercenary drives fast enough that the truck begins to spontaneously play a Ludacris song.
[18:39:39 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : LUDACRIS SPEED ACHIEVED.
[18:39:56 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : ARE YOU INSANE MILK GOES GREAT WITH ALL BODIES.
[18:40:08 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : Let's think about the physics of Ludacris speed..
[18:40:11 24/02/12] Rood : Does that make all bodies women?.
[18:40:26 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : If it's anything like regular gangsta rap.
[18:40:42 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Ludacris is one of the best scientists of our time..
[18:40:42 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : So obviously at such high speeds the air is distorted. So if the air moves in a certain way, the tones of Ludacris are created..
[18:40:44 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Ludacris speed is directly proportional to the amount of drugs you carry, the amount of guns you fire, and the amount of bitches you've slept with.
[18:40:52 24/02/12] * Wren can't think of much more nonsense..
[18:40:53 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : No, it makes all bodies ponies..
[18:41:05 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : FUCK THAT.
[18:41:08 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : I LIKE BEING A BIPED.
[18:41:09 24/02/12] @ Wren : ...I NEED TO USE LIVE MATERIAL! BUT MY VOICE WON'T TRAVEL THOUGH THE INTERWEBS.
[18:41:14 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : I'M BEING HUMAN AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
[18:41:17 24/02/12] @ Sunnyko : ....
[18:41:24 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : But do you have milk?.
[18:41:36 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : ...Screw you guys, Imma going ho- *trips and falls down the stairs*.
[18:41:39 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : I have fourteen thousand metric fucktonnes of milk.
[18:41:57 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : That's roughly equivalent to a 14 with a shitload of zeroes behind it.
[18:42:09 24/02/12] * Rood closes the door, stopping Cly from leaving the building.
[18:42:15 24/02/12] @ Wren : YES..
[18:42:19 24/02/12] @ Wren : ...What's wrong?.
[18:42:23 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : We need to convert that into atoms of milk..
[18:42:41 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : My supercomputer just killed itself wit.
[18:42:47 24/02/12] @ Luna : .,.
[18:42:48 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : With a saber.
[18:42:57 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : I told it to do that and it committed suicide.
[18:43:02 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HOOVES PINKIE PIE.
[18:43:04 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : So if we multiply 14000 metric fucktons of milk into grams of milk, then convert to moles, then to atoms....
[18:43:04 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : YOU KILLED HAL 90001.
[18:43:09 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : OH YAY BLOOD ON MY HOOVES.
[18:43:11 24/02/12] @ Wren : ...My head hurts....
[18:43:27 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : I CAN MAKE MILK OUT OF IT.
[18:43:33 24/02/12] @ Neon : I'm gonna take a bath and try to de-stress a bit..
[18:43:41 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : Damn..
[18:43:43 24/02/12] @ Neon : Be back in about 20 minutes..
[18:43:46 24/02/12] @ Luna : See ya, Q..
[18:43:47 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : OH GODS BLOODMILK.
[18:43:53 24/02/12] @ Wren : Oka-.
[18:43:54 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : This episode literally lasted the duration of the archive page..
[18:43:56 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : IS THAT EVEN LEGAL TO MAKE.
[18:44:16 24/02/12] Rood : Okay..
[18:44:19 24/02/12] @ Wren : THEIR BONES WILL REMAIN CRUNCHY SOAKED IN BLOO- *bricked for Robot Chiken ref*.
[18:44:47 24/02/12] * Wren demands your hugs. HUGS!.
[18:44:55 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : It actually is, probably..
[18:44:57 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : NEVAR.
[18:45:00 24/02/12] audibilityAntonym : ....
[18:45:02 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : I do eat blood on occasion..
[18:45:11 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE WRENCOP.
[18:45:25 24/02/12] * Freelance Mercenary dives out of the window of a reverse skyscraper.
[18:45:46 24/02/12] * Rood hugs Wren... by closing his door on him.
[18:46:02 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Uh... are we done?.
[18:46:10 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : So the skyskraper starts at the end of the atmosphe and reaches towards the ground..
[18:46:15 24/02/12] Super Hyper Pinkie : I think so..
[18:46:25 24/02/12] @ Satanic Overlord Celestia : Yeah..
[18:46:25 24/02/12] deathpigeon : ~.
[18:46:30 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Good.
[18:46:34 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : Now I can quote this stuff.
[18:46:41 24/02/12] @ Sunnyko : .....
[18:46:50 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : SHENANIGANS EPISODE THREE.
[18:46:53 24/02/12] @ Freelance Mercenary : REVENGE OF THE DERP
Last edited by Freelance Mercenary on Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:20 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Shortening the post to the actual stuff I wanted to quote)